????????"I believe it was because we both believed in one another to the point where we had no reason to worry and only a reason to move forward"????✨
jessica is a lonely, single undead at the peak of her adolescence, when suddenly, she drunkenly te...
many years agoh... during Bignaenae Cromwell's childhood...
"So, your name is Benadine Cornstarch, innit son?"
was it a man who spoke to him? or a horse? either way the horse-man was very handsome and it was hard to believe he was going to be Booty Cubicle's new father!
"Y-yes sir!" Biddy Crumble ejaculated
*whinny* "wut a poelite little lad yew are. Ai hope yew find yerself cozy here. just knowe that we will take care of yew no matter how long yer face is-"
This was super duper important for belittle children, because *he* was born with an unusually long face, and now, seeing as how his previous family disowned him for his uncanny features, Boomer Cockring was feeling a little... spread thin ;)
even more important to banging cunt was having a father— he's never met or seen his father. Yet, his mother used to say (funnily enough she was also a kind of horse) that his father left the day he saw how long blueberry cowboy's face was.
he was so touched by this horse-man! he couldnt wait his meet his other father, Mr. Edward Cullen! Beansprout clockwork heard that mr.cullen was also a vampire just like him!
"-after awl, it would be indecent of meh to criticize one of meh own, neigh!"
Budweiser corona rushed to hug the horse-man, not caring that he literally just met him. He was only 5 😫!
*snort* "naur naur lets naut get tew touchey shall weh?" The horse-man huffed. "caul me horse-prince-sama kiddoh."
"ok horse-prince-sama!" bonkers crusty smiled and ran away to go touch grass.
And thats the story of how breath crack was disowned by his biological parents. It was bc of horse-prince sama that boobie coddle beCAME so succesful incthe future, and especially regarding his love of furries.
Back to present:
"I-I-i-i-i-i d-do-do-dont g-ge-get i-it" jeasical dtammered. "how did i send icup to the entire furry discord server!?" I was too busying snogging bunghole cloth teehee! She mentally kicked her feet at the thought of her new vampire bf!!!
In fact, he was sitting on the ledge of a jacuzzi in his secret basement (how many did he have???). his mouthwatering, appetizing, tasty, flavoursome, delectable, toothsome, inviting, succulent, scrummy yummy hands were pinched together in speculation.
"Hauw peculiaure indeed." Breast cancer had his pant legs rolled up to soak his yummy rummy in my tummy finger-lickin toesz, while jesxial was jumping between many computer screens trying to fix her... issue.
how was she ever going to fix her reputation?? she could make a new account, but shed have to build up trust again :(. Unless??
"B-body count?"
"Yeuh?" He turned to face her, to which his cheeks would have flushed tomato red.
"are you a discord mod by chance?"
he faced away from her in shame. "p-perhaps"
"fantastic!"
Before christ rushed to join her at the screens, dripping his fresh moist foot juice across the floor. Jesxial blushed when those sensual droplets fell to the concrete. She was tempted to get in doggy position and slurp them all up 😋
"whats yewr ideuh, princess?" Birth control quickly logged in to his account. His profile glimmered with nitro perks and his aesthetic made jessica redacted.
she paced back and forth as he un banned her, bc icup was a slur.
"but.. who couldve done it?" Jesica/s phone chimed— she had a new email.
*gasp* "WHAT THE FLIP??" she screeched as she opened her mail:
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