my worst work

s-he s-hit her-self

"D-daddy-" jessica dropped her choccy milk, jaw on the floor, her tongue piercing fell out cause her jaw was so low.

"My spawn, cum here. Or else i will slit ur big tiddy goth gf's throat," bill cipher said. Then, he took his iphone 13 of his crevices and went on twitter.

He tweeted a pic of himself, all chiselled up, holding alex by the throat. 🤨📸. It was captioned: my new discord kitten #loveislove #romantic #kinky #simp

Now, a fact you show know abt Bills fanbase is that it is composed entirely of discord mods. Therefore, they would- in fact- be very jealous of this alex girl, bc they yearned for bill ciphers love.

The tweet was a warzone, and soon, you could hear the screams of angry incels throughout the city.

"W-what have you done?" jessica moaned.
"Despacito, my precious spawn" said Daddy Bill. "Comere, my spawn, before the mods get here."

jessica was trapped between choosing her mother and her father, just like custody agreements. Except, why was alex smiling?

"jessica, my love, although you have a blood kink, i still wish the best for you," alex gripped the dagger and cut her own thraot, dying.

"NAURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ALEX MY GOTH GF!!!! NAURRRRRRR!!!!!!!" Sniff. "DADDY YOU SUCK."

"Frick i did not see this coming. Harry, my love, we must retreat and recalculate." They flew off into the night, aurora borealis shimmering even tho they live in new york somehow.

Perhaps an explanation is due. Bill cipher and harry styles were enemies to lovers in their youth (yes harrys immortal). After decades, they met once again and fused bc they can🙄. Now, bill has the combined and unrivaled power of two thirst traps; one who attracts discord mods, and the other who attracts 16 year old girls on the verge of discovering that they are in fact like other girls.

Once again, the vampire, emo jessica was left alone in this sordid world. She whaled. Now her money was gone and she was bankrupt. No one could get her out of this....

She had no one, not even her daddys money. She had no one but her online furry friends. Even then, they were just Bill ciphers discord mods in disguise.

But wait, she had an idea! Eureka!

She would drink elon musks blood, and then his bath water in order to commence the long awaited ritual that she so desired. She would sell her soul to obtain a fursuit. Then, she would infiltrate bills twitter as a discord mod.

"Jessica! Are you alright, ma fille?" Chungus burst into the room, saw jessicas bad gacha spendings; that she was in debt, and disowned her. "You are the shame of the family. Tu es stupide." Chungus a rougi car elle a ete fache.

But, jessica did not cry, because she knew how to find the muskrats, as she had a very special acquaintance on a bronie subreddit.

Chungus left forever. Jessica pulled out the iphone 13 that bill dropped mysteriously, and in the contacts there was a special name: onceler miku.

"I need you to do me a favour for me: tell me everything about x-ae a-12 and his rat of a father."

"My pleasure, my highness." On the other side of the country, a lanky tree man in a miniskirt grinned seductively behind the screen. When he stood, his thighs were smooth like butter; shiny like the purest marble; carved from the statue of david; they were enunciated by dark thigh highs. If you gazed upward, your eyes would greet the supple curves that defined his nose and cheeks, yet he was supple in a desirable way. His hair was freshly combed and gelled, unfortunately hidden away by the cyan fedora tipped mischievously to the right; only slightly.

Jessica would consider her servant as a potential broodmare. Unfortunately, she was incapable of reproduction due to her vampiric state of being. He was simply submissive and breedable. In other words: a bottom.

Thus, the onceler, snuggled in his kingdom of thneeds, began to work.

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A/N:
so jessica gets a broodmare and i dont???