"The Danganians" - crackfick (?)

The awakening

"Hey.."
"Can you hear me?"

When Hinata opened his eyes, it was a bright backyard. A backyard of somewhere he had never been, yet it seemed familiar.

"Huh..?" he groaned, looking up at the figure before him.

It was a man, but not one he expected. Instead, a man with cotton-white hair in a penguin costume.

"I want to go on an adventure with you." the man said, pulling out a map from his stiched backpack.

"Who the fuck are you?"
"I'm Pablito Pengudea."

'Pablito..huh.' Hinata thought, inspecting him. His costume was so shiny..and looked comfortable but uncomfortable at the same time.

"Sir..do you know where we are?" he asked, looking at the meadow and yellow-peach sunset.

Pablito nodded, smiling.
"I know this place like the back of my hand. We're only a mile away from Fuckisland." he said, as if he was a grandpa telling kids a story.

"Where is Fuckisland?"
"Right by Olive Ocean. That place is scary, though. People can be lured by green seahorses to have babies wit-" Hinata shut him up.

"Hey. Let's leave, then." Hinata demanded. Then, Pablito yodeled. This seemed like a regular call.

Three others came by. A girl with sharp blonde pigtails, an emo boy, and a girl with choppy purple hair.

"Another adventure?" the emo groaned. "I don't want to go to Fuckisland."

"Hey, hey, who's that boy with the antlers?" the blonde girl squealed. Hinata realized he was in costume too. Why did it take this long?

"I'm Austyiko, that's Uniqkan, and Tashiyoko." The emo stated.

Then they got on a boat I guess.

As the boat sailed, Hinata wondered where he was? Was this a dream? He was sure he'd wake up soon..right?

Thoughts crossed his mind as the boat started, Pablito steering. He just got on some random boat full of random people. Random people...random...

He was about to fall asleep, confused, tired, and drained, but the swish of the ocean and rocks were too much.