Sonia greeted them with a soft smile.
"Hello, Chiaki! It's a pleasure seeing you around this place, however, I kust ask, who are these guests?" she would say, curling her hair with her fingers.
"These are...Tashiyoko, Tyrojime, and Austiyiko. They need help to find Uniqkan and Pablito." she'd respond, loosing her train of thought for a bit.
Sonia shrugged it off and let them in her room. It looked normal for Fuckisland.
Tyrojime decided to be the protagonist again btw.
"Psssttt...Sonia." he'd whisper.
As the others walked around, she had time to knowledge him.
"What?" she whispered back."Could you make this go by a bit faster? It's, like, 3:50 am and we are all getting tired from being at this place. Plus, creator only updates once every week, days if we get lucky." he'd say, a bit louder than his initial whisper.
"K." she replied, she then put her hands on her hips and turned around.
"All danganians! Don't worry! Calling Tanaka would take too long, so I will transform into a magical girl and re-write the universe back to normal!"
After Sonia's words, they were flabbergasted. Like, their timbers were shivering, quaking, even.
"Magical...girl?" Austiyiko got out, disgusted by her nonsense.
Tyrojime looked around, seeing everyone in shock, even Alpha Chiaki was in awe at her words, as she started to spin. He was in disbelief.
Then, IT came to be. IT. A thing that was no longer Sonia, no longer the princess, the friend they knew. IT. Not in a bad way even. Just..a stupid way.
She...no, the thing that was in a shape of Sonia started to glow, her hair flowing in pigtails. Then, they realized, this IT wasn't a threat..it was rather cute.
They could see it now. Not an it..but a girl. A girl from a popular show, posing cutely.
"ソニアムーンちゃん!!" She shouted.
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"The Danganians" - crackfick (?)
FantasiaThis has murder in it yet it's about the backyardigans