"The Danganians" - crackfick (?)

The fuckian attack

Sonia would giggle up in the air, floating.

"Sonia Moon--hey? Get down!" Tyrojime shouted. It wasn't like he was doing shit though.

"Ah, Tyrojime." Sonia Moon would start.
"No, not just him. All of you. Austiyiko, Tashiyoko, and Chi. Noticw something off about me? My voice is high-pitched and my accent is off. Like a lame impression of Sonia Moon." she said, eyes darkening.

Sonia began to spin like fucking turbo, her body shattering as she span. It was like Sonia Moon, but not glowing. Not a cute, glowing silhouette.

It was goopy and slimy green. This time, Sonia didn't come back. She was a green, scaly, slimy, tall figure with wavy flexible arms. She moved like slime.

(Alpha Chiaki, what do I do??) Tyrojime thought, hoping his thoughts transferred.

(We can try to kill it.) She thought back. (It's one of those creatures that shapeshift. Like that pig.)

Tyrojime froze. It looked like the woman, but a darker color pallet.

"Who are you? And what did you do witg Son-Son?? You fucking trashy pigshit!" Tashiyoko huffed, before running behind Tyrojime.

He felt her behind his back, she was obviously scared.
"Right..dipshit. What the fuck happened?" Austiyiko snarled, looking at the creature in the eyes.

"Simply, I am an alien." she said. Her deep, robotic voice, similar to a hum, shocked them. So deep yet soothing, it made Tyrojime feel calmer, the others as well.

"Our species is called the Fuckians. We shapeshift into animals and humans to kidnap the real thing. Sonia Moon is with Uniqkan and Pablito."

Despite the fuckian saying vile things, it's voice made the group calm. Casual. Sleepy, even. Alpha Chiaki began drooping.

But, Tyrojime still could fight it. He would fight it just as Pablito killed it. He grabbed a peach perfume on Sonia's vanity, and sprayed it.

The fuckian's eyes turned red. It whaled from pain.

"Oh..so that hurts it? Good." Austiyiko said, beginning to smile. He grabbed one of the many heels Sonia owned, and chucked it into the fuckian.

It's scales fell off and crimson blood leaked out. Tashiyoko noticed, and threw her sandles at it. It rolled up in suffering, bleeding out from 3 spots.

The blood was stronger and cracked through the scales, peeling off the monsters skin.

Lastly, Tyrojime made the move. He grabbed Sonia's staff. Since there was a sharp corner on the bed, he sharpened it, walked over to the fuckian, and plunged the sharp staff into it.

"It's dead.." Tyrojime said, staring at the stab wound.

"There's probably more out there. We have to leave and make sure of our surroundings." Austiyiko replied.

Alpha Chiaki woke up from her hypnotisation. She rubbed her head.

"Ah..Sonia. She's somewhere else." she shrugged, looking at the dead body of the fuckian.

She got up and left through the window. The others followed. When they looked out, a hoard of fuckians were there.

"They probably know where the other three are. We should kill 'em." Austiyiko insisted.

They scavenged the grass until finding guns and sharp branches to use as ammo, probably dropped by the people fighting before.

Alpha Chiaki thought to Tyrojime again.
(I know you're worried.) she transported.

Tyrojime was worried. He didn't want them to die. He didn't want something to go wrong.

(It'll be okay. We all have weapons and I have powers to blow them away.) she transferred again, and they began to run through the hoard.

They shot at each fuckian, blood flying around. Some got close enough to scratch them, but there was a row of fuckians dead in the grass.

They didn't look back. They couldn't look back. Finding Uniqkan, Pablito, and Sonia Moon was all they needed.