"The Danganians" - crackfick (?)

Nagi-I mean, Pablito's adventure.

On the boat, it was really rocky. The shores kept swishing them left and right.

"Nyh, P-pablito, are you sure y-you can steer this..?" Uniqkan asked, putting her hands to her sides.

Pablito nodded, and proceeded to crash into a rock.

The boat cracked into multiple pieces, and they fell into the ice cold water.

"What the fuck Pablito?" Tashiyoko said, struggling to keep up because she's so goddamn short.

Then, a silhouette appeared before them. It was a woman--they thought.

Well, it was a woman, just not one they expected. She was green..and she could fly.

"Hello?" Uniqkan said to the..thing. "What are you?"

"We shouldn't descriminate against green people. That's rude." Pablito responded.

The thing-woman's skin turned from a slimy green to a peachy pink. She shook a bit, and patches of fur spawned.

'What the fuck. This never happened in the backyardigans.' Tyrojime thought.
'Wait..why is my name Tyrojime? Wasn't it..oh whatever.'

While Tyrojime looked away, the woman had fully transformed into a pig. She was still giant and gave off a gross / hasn't showered in a bit vibe, however.

"Guys let's get on her back." Pablito suggested, I mean, they were drowning.

All of them put their little claws on her back and rode the pig. She was as soft as Pablito's hair. They fell asleep and woke up..

On an island!!
The pig was buried in the sand. Pablito pulled out his cream-coco colored map, but realized the trail was washed off in the sea.

"P-pablito, do we have..food? There isn't a..a w-way out." Uniqkan asked, quivering in worry.

"Oh..uhm, no." he responded. Tyrojime wondered why he even got on that boat? It was creaky and rusting, anyway.

"Fuck." Austyiko cried. They were going to die on this island.

Tashiyoko fell down and started bawling on the floor.
"I wanna go HOMMMEEE~!! I want to..s-s-see..Mahiru-"
"Bro stfu." Austiyiko said, shutting her up.

There were a few trees scattered around, but no fruit on them. They weren't gonna kill the pig, it's still a human..or would they?

Soon enough, they all cut down trees to make a hut. It was small, but it could pass through storms and would keep them warm.

"We have no blankets." Tyrojime said, realizing they would be cold all night.

"T-tyrojime..are you a fucking idiot..? I-it's hot out, we won't freeze." Uniqkan responded, somehow sounding shy and angry at the same time.

Austiyiko decided to sleep the day through. It was 8:00, near night enough.

The rest soonly slept, but Pablito.