*Ruffle ruffle*
"Agh..is it morning already?" Tyrojime groaned, crawling out of the tent.
He saw the picnic table full of steamed, delicious bacon. They haven't eaten in a day.
"W-what? Where did that bacon come from?!" Uniqkan asked, climing oht of the left of the tent.
"I don't know, but it looks trustworthy enough, and I'm hungry." Pablito responded.
Pablito sat at the table, and began eating it.
"Hnph..fhis isn't poifsonous and it tasftes good!" he said, which acted as an invitation for Uniqkan to come over snd sit by him.
Tyrojime, Austiyiko, and Tashiyoko joined them. It was akward, but the food was food for a magical slime pig.
Suddenly, a small vortex appears in the middle of the birch table. It was spinning in circles with a galaxy color scheme.
Uniqkan put her finger in it, only to get brutally sucked in, falling in it as it spun like a whirlpool.
"AA-UNIQKAN!" Pablito screamed, and he put his hand in it to reach out to her, but was pulled in aswell. The vortex then aggressively shut.
"Fuck, what do we do now?" Tashiyoko cried, putting her head on the table.
Tyrojime responded, "Um..we should try to open that thing and find them, obviously."
"..."
"Right after we finish this bacon rq."
After breakfast, they think of how to do that.
"We could jump into the sea and see what happens." Tashiyoko suggested, pointing at the cobalt colored ocean.
Desperate, they all hopped into the sea.
"Goddamn this is cold." Austiyiko said, before passing out. Then Tashiyoko.
Tyrojime couldn't respond, as his mouth felt stitched he couldn't move or think or see. Just a puppet, until he heard something. He couldn't think about it.
But, there it was. He made out a female voice, at first spouting nonsense, but then it formed letters.
"Is that him? ********, look! Look! It's him!" she squeaked.
It was Tashiyoko! He tried to sit up, but only limply moved.
"AAAAAAaaaa...a..aaa.." he screamed in his head, only to realize he COULD talk, he was just being stupid.
His limbs lightly tingled before he had full control. He opened his eyes to see himself in..
BRITAIN. HE WAS IN BRITAIN.
Or something like Britain.
It was classy and gave off an old vibe, multiple crusty people, a castle or two, and alot of trees.
"Eh, not a fan." Austiyiko shrugged. Him and Tashiyoko were wondering what they were doing.
"I guess it worked. We should look for..err, Pablito and Uniqkan." Tyrojime requested, standing up.
The three walked around, before meeting a crusty girl. Similar to the renowned tiktoker Queen Cheryl, as she appeared to be thousands of years old with her crusty gray hair and wrinkly drinkly skin.
"Hi! Welcome to Fuckisland! I am the leader, Ms. FairyUnicornCandyKettle, but you can call me Ms. FUCK." the thing said.
"Wait, so this is Fuckisland? Britain?" Tyrojime asked.
"No..but let's just go along with it." Austiyiko replied.
But, Ms. FUCK was about to be fucked..up. A tornado came and crushed her.
"Agh--M-maybe Uniqkan and Pablito are in the tornado?" Tashiyoko said, getting blown from the rain.
As the tornado stopped (for some reason), the place was torn. In a matter of horribly written seconds, it was dust.
The danganians got up from under a piece of gravel, coughing.
"....Huh?" Tyrojime blurted out, wondering what happened.
"A tornado, god, why are you so stupid? You can't even look with your greasy excuse for eyes and notice that everything is ruined!" Tashiyoko rambled in return.
But, it wasn't just them. Not at all.
A silhouette of a woman was right before them, covered in smoke. She stepped closer to them, yet they couldn't make out her facial features.
She took a breath, and after a pause, spoke to them. Two simple yet memorable words.
"Hey hey."
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"The Danganians" - crackfick (?)
FantasyThis has murder in it yet it's about the backyardigans
