"The Danganians" - crackfick (?)

The slaughter

"..."
"Nobody's here."

The pig sat sturdily in the golden sand. It was awake, however.

Pablito slowly made his way over to it, his eyes widening. He was weirdly happy. So happy that it was unnatural.

His fingers slid across the pig, and he picked it up, shaking. He covered its mouth in algae and walked over to a tree.

It had sharp edges, and was golden brown with old school green leaves. It wasn't good for building huts, but it was sharp enough to cut a layer of ham.

Pablito rubbed the pig against the tree until a layer of its peach skin peeled off. The skin fell on the floor into a bushy pile.

The pig snorted and cried until it couldn't make a noise. So much skin and muscle was pulled off to the point it couldn't move.

Scarlet blood came out of the pig's stomach. It poured onto the floor and shimmered.

The smell of blood flew around until disintegrating fully. Then, Pablito picked up the mutilated pig and brought it to his back near the hut.

Searching through it, he found a gun, the washed up map, some ammo, and matches.

The gun would be too loud and the map wouldn't do good, so he decided to stroke the matches against the pigs rough patches of skin.

After a bit, a golden flame grew on the pig. Smoke came left and right, so Pablito cupped ocean water in his hand and put it out. He didn't want to turn the pig to ashes, just to kill it.

He assured that the pig was dead, and broke some sticks to make a campfire shaped mural.

The leaves in the trees had a thin green, slimy cote, so he peeled it off and stuck it to two sticks which were stuck in the ground thanks to Unikqan earlier.

He stroked the matches and made a fire against the sticks. Then Pablito put the dead pig over the fire to cook it.

It respectively turned on the sticky leaf coat over the golden, smokey fire. The pig was unrecognizable at that point.

While witing, Pablito took the leftover wood from chopping up trees and made the shape of a picnic table.

He used more leaf coat to stick it together, thus forming a sturdy picnic table.

The pig was ready after a few minutes, so he chopped it up. It looked like bacon enough.

Since the pig was so huge, everyone would get at least 3 pounds each. Maybe even more. He layed it out on the table and went into the tent to pretend he was asleep.