ONESHOTS

Treat me like your cat || kth

"I'm gonna fall in love with her."

Jimin was bored by listening about the same girl a million times by now. Taehyung, his best friend, has been whipped for an unknown girl. He saw her many times, at many places. He didn't know her name, where she is from or any other detail about her. But he was sure that she was the one for him. She is gonna be his world soon. Love at first sight to be precise!

"She is right in front of me now. At the park. With her cat" Taehyung continued telling Jimin about the current situation.

"Go! Talk to her. Say anything. Don't call me back without talking to her'' Jimin encouraged him. He was kinda done with his lovesick-puppy-behaviour. So now that she was there he didn't want Taehyung to miss the opportunity. He wanted him to go and make the move, so that Taehyung won't regret it later. Maybe his now unrequited love might become mutual.

"What should I even talk about?" Taehyung let out his confusion like a lost child. "About your pets...?" Jimin suggested. Taehyung said okay and hung up. He took a deep breath and walked towards his dream girl.

"Your cat is hitting on my dog!" No hello, No excuse me. Taehyung blurted this sentence right out of his unique brain.

"What the hell?! Why would my CAT hit on your DOG!?" She couldn't understand anything. But one thing was for sure. She was getting angry. Angry at the foolish and false accusation.

"Why not?!" Taehyung got defended.

"Have you lost your mind? She is a CAT and she will hit on cats only, if she wants to!" She stated a matter of fact.

"That's unfair! Just because they are animals doesn't mean they can't explore! If humans can do international marriages and all then why can't animals?! What kind of discrimination is that? You are being cruel here" Taehyung kept a hand on his chest, like he was hurt by her answer.

"Excuse me...?" She furrowed at him, trying to understand the point of him coming to her out of nowhere and starting this topic.

"You are not excused. My poor dog is naive & innocent and your cat is taking advantage of that" Taehyung stayed firm on his false accusation. He can't back out now. It would look bad if he changed his comment.

"Who the hell even are you? Piss off." She carries her cat in her arms and leaves the place immediately. Before Taehyung could say anything further.

Taehyung calls Jimin and tell everything. If Jimin was in front of Taehyung then he would have definitely facepalmed himself. How can someone even think of starting a conversation like this?

"I'm coming to you. Meet me at home" Jimin's voice was stern. Taehyung is surely gonna get an earful.

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"Wtf! I told you to TALK, not ACCUSE or START AN ARGUMENT!" Jimin shouted at the top of his lungs. He was walking back and forth in the hall. In front of the couch, on which Taehyung was sitting. Jimin stopped and continued, "And...! Why would her CAT hit on your DOG!" Jimin looked at him like he was an alien. He still wasn't understanding what was going in Taehyung's mind at that time to even think about it.

Taehyung again got defensive and retorted Jimin with the same point.

"Stop using that alien-itic brain of yours! And think like normal people, at least in this case. Stop thinking out of box 24*7!" Jimin let out the breath after finishing.

After a few seconds, Taehyung asked, "What now?" He was looking at him with an expectant look. Jimin runs the wheels of his brain, thinking of a way to correct his friend's stupid start for his maybe-future-love-life.