ONESHOTS

11. When you throw him in oven after an argument || kth

Furiously getting out of the cab and then entering the house half drenched in rain with the squelchy shoes you wanted to have your first murder. And the candidate would most likely be looking like your beloved boyfriend, Kim Taehyung.

"I can not believe you, Kim Taehyung. You...arghhh!! Screw you" you grumbled and took your bag and wet body back into your bedroom. Taehyung confusedly watched you walk inside and shut the door so loud the hinges started to wobble.

He knew better than to put oil in the fire so he decided to give you some time to cool down and then talk to you. He got back to his computer where weverse was open and he was posting and chatting with his fans.

Inside the bedroom, you threw the wet clothes in a pile in the laundry basket and changed into one of Taehyung's cotton sweatshirts. It was so comfortable for a moment you almost forgot why you were mad at him.

You closed your eyes tightly to calm yourself down. Thinking back a few hours ago, your anger started bubbling again. You very clearly told Taehyung you'd be coming back without public transport today and specifically asked him to pick you up at 7.

You had to wait for an hour outside your office, waiting for him which he never came but was busy replying to his fans on the app. He even posted about playing a game with them but he couldn't remember picking up his girlfriend. And then if the universe has already not made you suffer enough, rain started pouring out of nowhere on a rather sunny day.

The entire ride back home, you kept ignoring the notification that was popping up on your phone regarding his upcoming gaming live but not one text was from him asking if you're alright. We

That's why you were having murderous thoughts about him. And that's the only reason why you slammed the door at his face. Now you sat inside your room with a full pack of popcorn from your snack corner, waiting for him to realize his mistake. But he didn't.

Back in the games room, Taehyung was ready to start the game with his fans as promised, completely forgetting about his girlfriend in the other room.

"Armys, I'm going to look up some games and tell you which one we will be playing" Taehyung told everyone on his Vlive.

Yes, now he was on Vlive. Instead of coming to you, convince you, apologize to you he was doing his Vlive! This was doing him no good. This was just fuming your anger towards him.

You were watching his Vlive as well. Not because you are his fan. No! You were counting his mistakes, counting the good time that was left for him. One more mistake and there will be only wrath.

"Oh this one looks good. Goose goose duck" he told everyone. "I'm watching a video of this game. How it's played" he continued. After watching the whole video he created a room and told armies to join.

Now the game has started. He was so focused on the game as if he forgot you were right there in another room, upset. If you're-hallucination-baby had a face, it would be him!

You observed there was one damn duck following your Taetae, no not Taetae, Taehyung right from the start. Green coloured Woong duck. Taehyung was also suspicious of it so he stopped.

You were watching so diligently that when he made his move you gasped. He was an imposter!

He killed one duck right in front of Taehyung. "Waah'' Taehyung put one hand on his forehead groaning. Taehyung couldn't believe it either.

"You... Woong are..." Taehyung couldn't complete his sentence due to shock. He killed and then stood near Taehyung.

"What are you trying to do?" You murmured. You thought he would kill Taehyung too but no. He stood there.

Another duck came to the scene. Taehyung walked towards the new duck but Woong duck did the same thing again. Killed it.

"What the..." You couldn't believe it. Taehyung's reaction was the same as the previous one again.

"Waah", his face looked speechless. Another duck came and Woong killed it too. Taehyung kept blinking in astonishment.

"Ha?" You rolled your eyes. This Woong duck killed every other duck just to be with Taehyung. Now Woong's beak was touching Taehyung's beak and kissing it.

"Are you serious? You want to die?" You shouted at the screen. At this point you didn't know whom you were shouting at. Taehyung or Woong.

Taehyung ended the game. After some time, he created another room and invited Armys. This time you decide to join it. You joined with Taetae ID. The name you always use to call him.

Game started and you roamed around to not be suspicious for a while. Little later, Taehyung and you were at the same place. He had done a few of his tasks and now he was here for another one.

He forgot to pick you up 'cause of the game. He was right now forgetting about you 'cause of the game as well. So why not just not let him play the game!? You were so angry with him that you decided to do what was easier and best at the time.

You pushed him into the oven. This time Taehyung was too stunned to speak or even react. From the look of his face, he was trying to process what happened in 2 seconds.

And he saw his soul leaving his duck's body.

Just when he thought another Army did this to him a text on his mobile gave him a clear answer.

"ROAST IN OVEN!!!!"

It was from you. You sent him a text to remind him of your existence. To tell him you are not a hallucination.

A minute later his phone beeped with another notification. It was from Twitter this time.

You had tweeted - Gonna have Taehyung's favorite duck for dinner. It was so fun roasting it. ✌🏻

"Are you serious?" Taehyung groaned with his face in his hands.