celebrity one shots

poet name Sarah,SP

warnings:none, Sarah Paulson

"I recently interviewed your wife Sarah" the interviewer started "oh god" you groaned covering your face with your hands causing the interviewer to laugh "but she had a bit to say about you" they admitted "really?" wanting to know what came next.

"Yes, she said 'Y/n's amazing really even though she tends to be a giant annoying asshole' loving really" the interviewer spoke "an asshole maybe, but annoying? never" giggling as you sat back up "she's a poet straight for my heart, truly touching" placing a hand over your heart "a real Stevie Nicks" the interviewer tried to join in "no just never, no matter how much Sarah tried, I love Sarah but Stevie has my heart" you admitted quickly and quietly looking around causing everyone in the room to laugh.

"What?" you asked giggling "nothing, okay moving on" the interviewer cleared his throat trying not to laugh.