Amber: can we pls talk about how the new Stab is a disgrace to horror movies?!?!
Amber: what's the fucking point on releasing a horror movie on a franchise when it has nothing to do with the original? The original is always the best
Mindy: you're right!! Originals are truly the best. The legacy characters we get to meet. The new characters we get to see get beheaded
Amber: I need to save this franchise
Wes: wtf are you going to do? Record yourself STABBING PEOPLE?!
Amber: maybe!
Amber: open your door Wes
Wes: what? No!
Amber: why not
Mindy: I'll open mine come over ;)
Tara: back up
Amber: ok
Tara: amber?!
Amber: what?! I need to make my movie
Tara: we can make a movie of our own with no clothes on come back here
Amber: oh...
Amber: Stab can wait sorry Mindy maybe tomorrow night
Mindy: fucking lesbians!!
Tara: im straight
Liv: give it up bitch you're so far up Amber's pussy you can barely see the edges of her psychotic brain
Tara: ok
Amber: are you saying my brain is so big it's holding my psychotic plans to shoot you in the fucking head if you say one more goddamn thing about me being a fucking psycho? Huh, Liv?!
Liv: that just proves my point
Wes: how about you just be with me Tara? I can afford to pay rent in our cute apartment with our huskies running around
Tara: im gay
Wes: I thought you were straight
Tara: yes but I'm gay
Wes: what
Amber: back up with your ugly ass roots
Wes: I just got my hair redone... fix your dead ends
Amber: my dead ends are fine. You're the only dead end I gotta cut off
Amber: eek eek eek 🔪 🩸
Chad: time to die!!
Amber: ur not safe either
Chad: time to live!!
Chad: I just gotta outrun Liv right
Amber: yeah
Chad: cool
Liv: wtf?!
Mindy: I see...
Tara: amber come the fuck here now
Amber: yes ma'am but don't tell me what to do
Tara: whatever I need you
Amber: bye losers
