Wes: so... no head ?
Mindy: gross
Liv: no
Tara: i'm gay 100% now i admit it
Mindy: FINALLY
Chad: i'm sooooo happy for you tara! <3
Wes: i am very happy for you
Sam: yes sis!!! so happy!
Richie: yay!
Liv: i want to vomit
Richie: are you homophobic? or?
Liv: no
Tara: yes she is
Liv: you're so disrespectful
Chad: babe, but you're homophobic..
Liv: eh, whatever
Sam: i don't like this girl, but where is Amber??
Tara: she's in timeout
Mindy: oh this sounds so gay i love it already
Richie: what happened ?
Tara: i woke up in the middle of the night to her in the ghostface mask rapping about slashing gashes
Wes: psycho maybe?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Chad: ... i can see it now.. i'm so sorry for not believing you wes
Wes: PERIODDDD
Mindy: i hate straight people
Liv: we hate gays.
Chad: by "we" she means only her. i am an ally!
Richie: same, gen z!
Sam: i just hate amber idk
Wes: and she hates your crooked, yet perfect bushy eyebrows!
Sam: uh... thanks? and fuck you?
Wes: can i braid your eyebrows
Mindy: WHATSHRJTJTJ
Liv: no sushi for u wes
Wes: my mom was going to bring me some :(
Richie: she might've gotten a phone call and gotten killed in your front yard
Richie: i wouldn't attempt to do that bc i'm a pussy and i would be a shitty killer
Mindy: ur right ... amber would be the one to kill everyone if this were a horror movie. roachie, you're trash
Richie: i know :(
Mindy: has amber learned her lesson ? @ Tara
Tara: idk why she was also saying she can feel her whole body burning.. she made the joke that maybe she needs to shower in sanitizer..
Amber: fucking sanitizer?!
Liv: yaaass literal fire crotch! maybe she has a disease or something
Amber: i'm not a sex addict like u whore
Chad: excuse me?!?! i'm a virgin and so is she!
Liv: .... mhm baby
Wes: get yo cameras for this show... and ACTION !!!
Chad: what
Liv: i'm not a virgin... i think you're the only one here.
Wes: he is the second! i'm saving myself for the right person! aka tara
Tara: in ur dreams
Chad: who ?
Liv: i will not discuss this ... especially in front of our friends.
Chad: whatever.
Liv: chad, babe.
Chad: anyone got plans tonight?
Mindy: yeah .. not being a virgin HAHAHA
Chad: fuck off
Wes: you're sure tara?
Tara: wes... stop
Amber: i will stab you in the neck
