Richie: so like why is amber a bitch
Amber: why are u ugly? why do you look like if an octopus had sex with a porcupine and gave birth to you?
Sam: that doesn't make sense
Amber: neither does his face
Tara: LMFAOO HUH
Wes: amber ur my bestie ur so funny I'm sooooo inspired by u
Mindy: she's gay
Wes: and I'm bi?
Mindy: purr
Chad: Jesus... is what u all need. Richie ur not thaaaat bad looking u just like weird
Liv: god I hate gay people
Tara: ?!?!?!
Amber: WHAT?!?! We're the reason the earth is still here!
Liv: ok but all you do is dream about killing me?
Amber: that has nothing to do with what I said
Sam: why are we talking about hating gay people? They're so pure! Except Amber, she can die
Tara: Sam!! That's my girlfriend!
Amber: nah it's okay. When ur father comes back from the dead, come talk to me
Sam: I...
Liv: oh.... They're brutal too
Tara: god... it's brutal out here
Chad: stop the violence
Wes: ugh yas queens keep fighting I love it!
Richie: you know what! Amber, you look like a witch! Ha! BURRRRN
Liv: maybe I don't hate gay people maybe I just hate you... that was horrid
Chad: we'll work on it, Richie...
Tara: yikes
Amber: ur literally as ugly as ur jokes. try again. game over!!
Sam: this isn't jigsaw?
Amber: no but I will be as inventive as jigsaw was with my kills
Tara: ummm honey??
Amber: im only kidding god haha lol xD lol LAUGH OUT LOUD
Tara: oh!! Hahaha! You're so funny
Liv: she's literally going to MURDER US
Tara: no she's not! My baby can't murder anyone!
Amber: :)
Liv: someone get me a fucking helmet
Chad: I need leg pads!
Wes: I need a neck brace!
Richie: I have all of those
Sam: wtf...
Amber: I need a gun, knife, and a costume!
Amber: im still kidding!
Tara: ur so hot when u play around
Amber: im hot when I exist
Chad: SHES GOING TO JILL US RUN
Liv: who the fuck is Jill? Why are you typing her name? Chad? What the fuck? Are you cheating on me??
Chad: no!!! I meant to type Jill
Chad: KILL
Amber: I saw them hooking up a few days ago. Jill? She was named after the serial killer, Jill Roberts. They're both whores and I love it
Liv: CHAD UR CHEATING ON ME?! WE'RE OVER
Chad: NOOO ABBY
Tara: ABBY?! LMFAOO
Chad: BABY IS WHAT I MEANT AMBER FUCK YOU
Amber: im gay sorry (;
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Back from the dead here u go
