I Don't Care | Tony Stark ~ wrong number

Chapter 1

Just to make it clear, they can't see each others contact names. Idk why other fics make it so they can, but in this one they can't.

Alana

So like, did you finish killing the dude?

??

I'm sorry, what?

Alana

Look, I may not know a thing about what you're doing, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't take that long to kill someone

??

This is concerning

Alana

?how?you've literally been at this for a while now

??

Killing people?

Alana

Ni, are you okay? Did you die or something?

??

Ni-how did you get this number?

Alana

You gave it to me on your 17 birthday when you first got it? you're not taking that you died very lightly, are you?

??

this isn't Ni, you got the wrong number

Alana

Oh, I could see why this convo would sound awfully concerning to someone

??

So I don't need to call the avengers?

Alana

wait, can you call the avengers? like do they have a number anyone can just call like the police? Imagine the avengers getting assembled because they got a call about a cat getting stuck in a tree😂

??

They don't, I just know one of them. Who did Ni kill?

Alana

Beats me. He was playing Fortnite

??

That makes so much more sense

Alana changed ?? to Avengers friend

Avengers Friend

So, how are you able to text this number?

Alana

Idk, I was too lazy to type in my friends contact name and I guess I got a number wrong, why? can I like, not text this number? is it too secret? wait, you're not the fbi are you? Or the cia actually it doesn't matter, I'm not American. so you can't do anything to me🙃

Avengers Friend

no I'm  not. if you're not American how did you type my area code?

Alana

I...honestly don't know. what's your name anyways?  so I can add you to my contacts

Avengers Friend

Edward will be fine

Alana

I have a funny feeling that's your middle name, mines Ophelia

Lana changed Avengers Friend to Eddie

Tony changed Who The Hell to Phi Phi

Eddie

your intuition is on point

Alana

Lol really😂 oh wait, I gtg ttyl

Eddie

bye

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Tony refrained himself from hacking Ophelia's phone. He really wanted to know who she was, but for once he thought not knowing might be fun.

Alana smiled and put her phone away when she got called to stage. Maybe she can be friends with this new person and not have them want to be her friend because of how famous she is. They'd want to be her friend because of just her.

That would be nice.

She walked through the curtains smiling and waving at the cheering crowd on the Jimmy Fallon talk show.

"How's my favourite Irish doing?" Jimmy grinned at her and kissed both her cheeks when she walked onto the stage to an excited crowd.

"Just fine. How's my favourite Jimmy doing?" She grinned back at him and took a seat at the couch.

"Oho, don't let Kimmel hear that." But he secretly did want him to hear it.

"I'm sure everyone already knows." 

He smiled at her. Jimmy was always very happy to have Alana on the talk show. She was such a nice person to have around.

"Lana, tell us about your music. Are you writing anything? Should we be looking out for an album?" 

"Honestly? I've been taking things slow for a while. I haven't had anything to write about and I'm just enjoying life. If a song idea pops up, then I'll write about it. It never works out when I try to force it."

"Aww, so no music."

"None at the moment."