I Don't Care | Tony Stark ~ wrong number

Chapter 28

"Harry, I'm actually being serious mate. Get off." Alana tried pushing Harry from on top of her but it was no use.

Harry Styles flew in the day after the party to stay with Alana for a few days, and she hasn't had the time to catch up with Tony about their new revelation because of him.

"No. You're more comfortable than I thought you were. Thanks for promoting my unreleased song by the way."

"That's because you like resting your head on my boobs, now get off."

"They're comfortable and I can just sink into them."

"Good to know, I will pull your hair if you don't get up. I need to get started on the apple pie."

"The airplane won't land for another 12 hours, and they probably didn't get tickets for today. Maybe tomorrow or the day after." Harry wrapped his hands tighter around Alan's body and got more comfortable.

"Harry Edward Styles! I will beat your ars!" Alana got a sudden burst of energy and was able to sit up.

"Not the full name!" Harry screeched and got up, running away.

"No you don't!" Alana reached down and grabbed her slipper, she aimed it and it landed square on the back of Harry's head.

"That's unfair. Only moms are supposed to have unmissable aim." Harry rubbed the back of his head and pouted.

"I am practically a mother to many people." Alana got up and unwrinkled her clothes. "Now, would you like to help get the pie re-" 

Tony's name popped up on the screen and she held a finger up to tell Harry to wait.

"Hi."

"Hey Phi. Tomorrow's Peters first day of school. Do you want to be there?"

"Of course I do."

"I'll pick you up, and then we'll pick the kid up, okay?"

"Sure. Did you see the article about us?" She chuckled a little bit.

"The Staples one?"

"Yeah."

"Tony Stark and Alana Evans Dating? Are they Parents? Who's the kid? Tony Stark holds worldwide renown pop star Alana Evans hair tie on his wrist!" He said in a mocking tone and she laughed out loud. "There's quiet a few of them." 

He was grinning at having made her laugh and the avengers around him looked at weirdly.

It's not everyday they see Tony Stark imitate others voices in a funny way and smile from ear to ear.

"Oh, Harry asks if he can come too." She said once she noticed him mouthing that he wanted to come.

"Who's Harry?"

"Harry Styles. He's one of my mates, my brother, one of my mains. Whatever you call it."

"Oh, does Niall also want to come? How about Liam?"

"Liam flew out three days ago and Niall's flight is in two days, and he hasn't packed yet. He'll have to pack first since it's a big trip."

"Okay, I guess Harry can come."

"Wonderful darling, I'll talk to you later alright? I have guests coming over soon."

"Okay, do you need my help with anything?"

"I'm alright. Thank you Eddie."

"Yeah, bye."

"Bye."

They hung up and she looked up at Harry and rolled her eyes.

"You can at least wear an underwear." She groaned and got up:

"I have to air my babies out, and it's not like something you haven't seen before." He put his hands on his hips and pushed it forward. "I walk around naked all the time, and we've had sex before."

He was very proud while she gave him a deadpan look.

"Once, when we were drunk and once after I walked that Victorias Secret show in 2017."

"It was good sex. Like, really good." He grinned, trying to embarrass her more.

"Glad to hear. Zayn said the same thing." She smirked when his face dropped.

"You had sex with Zayn!?"

"Oh yeah, a few times."

"What!? Were you drunk? Were you high? Did he force you? There's no way!" 

"I was sober. We had sex because we felt like it. It was chill."

"What the fuck!? When?"

She was enjoying the look of anguish on his face.

"Twice during the band days and once right when he left. Frankly, the first time we had sex was because management kind of forced us because they wanted to start dating rumors. The second time was to make up for the first time and the third time, well yeah."

"Have you had sex with anybody else?"

"From the band or in my life?" She knew what he was asking.

"No, from the band obviously."

"When Niall and I were dating we had sex. But both boys and I are now cool about it. Even joke about it every now and then."

"My worlds just been turned upside down. How about Liam? Did you have sex with him?"

"Yeah, Bears actually mine."

Harry choked on his own saliva and Alana burst out laughing.

"You should have seen your face Haz! It was priceless!"

"BEAR IS YOUR CHILD!?"

She laughed even harder.

"N-no, he's not. Liam and I never had sex." She said between breaths.

"I can't believe you Alana. And all this time I thought I was special. I even acted smug about it, that explains a lot of Zayn and Niall's behaviours."

"How did you not even assume that Niall and I weren't doing it? We were dating."

"I don't even know. How about Louis?"

"We've made out a lot, still do sometimes and we've had shower sex once."

"I can't even believe you you little vixin." He chuckled and shook his head.

"Also, in my defense, everything was spread out. It's not like I did all of you one after the other. Not like you guys." She grinned at his shocked expression.

"What do you mean!?"

"Haz... do you want me to remind you what you guys and thr backstage girls were up to every other night?"

"Oh right."

"Mhm."