Peter's pov
Well i think i defiantly screwed up this time,i pulled out my phone to text ned i hope i get the number right he broke his phone and gave me his number but he was really tired so it is probably wrong.
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Hey ned it is me i got stabbed and their is
a lot of blood tell me how to stitch it
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ned ima spam you till you answer
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NED i am going to die
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WHAT go to a hospital
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ned please just tell me how to stitch it
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Here(inset how to stitch a stab wound) how did you even get stabbed you should still goto a hospital.
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Who are you and how did you message me
nobody can do that without me doing it first ??
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Thank you btw.
I got the wrong number from my friend and that is
probably why it was so hard to get through your firewalls :)
?? What is that face and WHAT you hacked me what the hell dude!!
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One it is an emoticon,Two it was not that hard a kindergarten could have hacked that and three no swearing my ears are too precious for this world or eyes in this case
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You must be a kid i'm going to hack you suspicious.
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NOOO you can't that is illegal
?? To late peter parker,wow straight A's. midtown good school,15 years old
Peter
Comon dude all i know you can be a pedo or a kidnapper or both
?? I am not a pedophile,kidnapper kid
Peter
Fine sense you know my name what is yours
?? That is classified
Peter
common least tell me your name
so i know i'm not talking to a pedo
?? 48 and not a pedo
Peter
Dang your old
?? really kid didn't
your parents teach you manners.
Peter
Jokes on you i don't have parents,tell me
something about you so i can name you
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Shit sorry i forgot and I. work at Si as one of the leading mechanics.
Peter
That is so COOL have you met TONY STARK or
any of the other avengers,my aunt wanted me
to try and get an internship but i don't have time for one
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Wow slow down and yes i have a lot of times and the. avengers are so annoying,you should try out for one your smart.
Peter
I'm calling you Mr.Big Mechanic or MBM for short
Mr.MBM you do you ,Goodbye kid
Peter
biii Mr.Mr.MBM
3rd pov
Peter was happy that he had made a friend and made a reminder to ask ned for his real number.
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Peter parker doing dumb things one shots
FanfictionPeter parker doing stupid things that sometimes involves his superfamily
