What are you?

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I woke up the next day and saw a box on my floor like Adrien's.

"Greetings yin." Said a little turquoise chibi snake.

"W-Who the f*ck are you?!"

"I am a kwami. I am the kwami of the snake (it can be anything else idrc) and you are now the user of the snake miraculous."

"Wait do your like the thing that Adrien has?"

"The kwami of destruction?"

"Plagg? Oh yeah I know that adrien is Chat Noir."

"What?!"

I explained to him what happened.

"Ohh ok."

"So uhh what did you say your name was again?" I ask as I put on the bracelet.

"I am Saas."

"Uh huh. So what do I need to say to transform?"

"Saas scales slither. And to turn off the suit, say Saas scales rest. The rest is in your lier."

"Ok. Saas, SCALES SLITHER!"

I transformed into a blue tight spandex costume with turquoise highlights.

(There's a belt like Chat noir's and it comes off so the harp can be on the back)

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(There's a belt like Chat noir's and it comes off so the harp can be on the back)

"Woah f*ck me I look good."

I jumped out of a window and looked out for Ladybug and adrien. I saw them in a rooftop.

"Hey ladybug, hey Chat Noir."

"Who are you? A villain?!"

"No. I got my miraculous the same way I presume you did."

"Opening a box in your room?"

"Exactly kitty cat."

He blushed at his nickname.

"So then uhh." Ladybug asked.

"Uh the names..  snakee* bleu." (Translates to blue snake)

* pronounced snake-ee

Time-skip cuz I'm lazy

We eventually worked out a patrolling system.

"Ok so snakee, you and chat on a Monday. Me and Chat on a Tuesday, me and you on a Wednesday, chat and you on a Thursday, all of us on a Friday, you and me on Saturday and just you in a Sunday."

"Just assume I don't have a life on sundays bugaboo."


"Great. I have chat calling me m'lady and now you calling me bugaboo."

"I have to admit, it does fit you though m'lady."

I grinned.

"LADYBUG, CHAT NOIR I WANT YOUR MIRACULOUS!"

"Good thing it's a Friday!" I joked.

"I think your humour is purrfect snakeboy."

"On three you two. One two three!"

We jumped into action. I took off my belt and made a lasso to grapple onto a building.

"Chat, right. Snakee, forward. I'll go left.

"Sure thing Ladybug!"

I swiftly got onto the villain (btw this isn't really an episode in the show) and I turned my lasso into a lace to try control the villains bit they sent me flying onto a building.

I felt my back crack and possibly a rib or two.

"Ahhh!" I cried in pain.

Chat saw me but couldn't help.

"Ladybug, we need to retreat and regroup!"

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