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Crying was heard in the classroom. The crying of a broken hearted girl, who confessed her love only to be rejected brutally.

Kim Dokja hated it, this was the 3rd time this month! And other classes have has this going on too ever since a transfer student had moved in.

Yoo Joonghyuk, is the name of this confession chaos ensuer. The last time this kind of thing happened was never! It's never even happened before and all of a sudden, everyone claims that they're in love.

From what he's heard, Yoo Joonghyuk is the living embodiment of a greek god, extremely good-looking but harsh. He doesn't really blame him though considering these confessions sound like a pain.

I mean imagine having someone put candles on your desk and I LOVE YOU YOO JOONGHYUK! written on the board. Cringe and embarrassing, something that's only supposed to happen in novels.

'Seriously.. I don't know if I should feel bad for the people who got rejected or the one getting confessed too...'

"THAT'S IT! YOU PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING DUMB! SERIOUSLY CONFESSING LIKE THIS WHEN OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE GONNA GET REJECTED!" Han Sooyoung yelled to shut the crying girl up, which didn't work since now she was crying more.

"Sooyoung-ssi don't yell at her" Yoo Sangah said and went to comfort the crying girl, who looked grateful for Yoo Sangah.

"Ugh you're annoying too." Han Sooyoung mumbled sticking her tongue out at Yoo Sangah.

The crying girl, who's name I don't remember, whispered something to Yoo Sangah and speed walked out of the class.

"Apparently Yoo Joonghyuk played with her heart" the class mean girl said, twirling her hair and looking at the science text book.

"That's what they all say" Someone chimed in

"yOo JoOnGhYuk pLaYeD WiTh mY hEaRt" Han Sooyoung mocked, imitating the way some girl probably said except more mockingly.

"Joonghyuk-ssi doesn't really seem like the type to do that" Lee Hyungsung said joining the class conversation which I was quietly listening to.

"Well we don't what goes through that bastards head so he might as well have!" Han Sooyoung retorted

"Yo Kim Dokja, what do you think?" Jung Heewon asked

"I think we should go to the cafeteria since the bell just rang" he replied, standing up and going to the cafeteria.

"He avoided the question! He always does that!" Han Sooyoung exclaimed

"Dokja-ssi's right, I'm gonna get going" Yoo Sangah said with a polite smile.

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In the cafeteria, chattering was evident and Kim Dokja's wishes for atleast one quiet lunch had disappeared. So far and still far from possible since everyone just had to love talking.

"Oi what's on your mind?"

And here's someone else who loves talking, sitting right next time him. Who was also his bestfriend, Han Sooyoung

"Nothing, just wondering how much more loud these people can get"

"It's not that bad, better than crying atleast!" Han Sooyoung exclaimed, and then went on a rant about annoying things like love.

"Seriously I don't even get they hype, it's so overrated and a waste of time. What they should be doing is-"

Han Sooyoung's voice was reduced to inaudible blabbering and going right through Kim Dokja's head.

"-right!?"

"Mhm yeah" Kim Dokja nodded, his attention somewhere else.

"Watchu looking at?" Han Sooyoung asked, looking at where Kim Dokja was and saw another disgusting sight.

Some girl, who Han Sooyoung would call a hoe, was up close and flirting with Yoo Joonghyuk who was clearly uncomfortable and looked like he wanted to do commit murder, which Han Sooyoung also thinks is how he looks most of the time but didn't really voice it out.

"Well damn would ya look at that? It's yet again, public display of disgusting shit"

Kim Dokja saw how uncomfortable he was and decided

'hey why not help him out?' and stood up.

"Ooh you helping him out?"

"Yes, see ya"

"Nice, get rid of that shit"

Kim Dokja walked towards their table and stood there with his hand on his chin.

"What are you doing here?" The girl spat out to which Kim Dokja gave her a close eyed smile.

"You'll see" he replied and did the unexpected.

Guess what he did?

He sat on Yoo Joonghyuk's lap, grinning like he just won the lottery. Yoo Joonghyuk was stunned, and so was everyone else.

Han Sooyoung was probably mumbling something about "Seriously just say you want to throw out your dignity will you"

While everyone else was probably choking on their food. Because instead of not caring, they were nosy as fuck.

The girl infront of them was furious, cursed Kim Dokja out and left.

Kim Dokja didn't plan on leaving anytime soon and snickered "well that was funny"

"What the hell are you doing, get off of me." Yoo Joonghyuk said, not pushing him off since that would just be embarrassing.

"All right, all right" Kim Dokja chuckled, getting off and on his way to leave but then got stopped.

"Name"

"Huh?"

"What's your name."

"Oh- it's Kim Dokja"

"Kim Dokja. Just what the hell was that?"

"Nothing"

"I'll take it that you don't know what personal space is?"

"Nope!" He replied, like a shameless rat.

"Huh? And you don't plan on apologising?" Yoo Joonghyuk asked, raising his eyebrows

"Not at all. I saved you there"

"You- I know how to save myself"

"Let's say you don't" Kim Dokja replied, not seeing where this conversation was going

"Number"

This was really confusing, why did this guy even- Kim Dokja gasped.

"Are you trying to maybe.. invite me into a super suspicious place in the middle of the night and kill me right then and there" Kim Dokja spoke quickly, making it unable to hear a thing he was saying but writing it down.

"Well either way hear you go!" Kim Dokja said and then handed the paper.

"I'll call you later"

"Mhm!"

Kim Dokja unknowingly just scored a date, though it should be obvious since he just sat on his lap but seeing the way Yoo Joonghyuk talked to him, he just thought it was a one-way ticket to hell.

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A/n: I might've just wrote my by far, cringiest most clichè oneshot ever. This wasn't how I planned this in my head but it was exactly how I planned it and THE CRINGE. KILL ME.