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What goes on in Eden

It was a fine day in Eden, the sun was shining, bees were buzzing and flowers were blooming. On such a nice day, here was the leader and one of the most powerful constellations of Eden, Metatron, stuck in his office doing paperwork. He wasn't really missing out on anything since almost every day on Eden was like this.

Except there was a bit more screaming.

And then he heard an obnoxious scream, or a squeal, to be precise. Ah there it was, the disturbance in the force. One and only Uriel, one of their most powerful archangels. What could possibly be the reason for such a strong being to be screaming like this?

Kim Dokja.

The incarnation that leaves all of star stream stumped and quaking in their boots. The incarnation who knows nothing but to cause chaos. What has he done? He existed and is conversing with his companion Yoo Joonghyuk, hence the screaming.

Atleast that's what Metatron thinks is the case, there's not really any other answer as to why Uriel would be screaming. Now there was yelling too, but a different, deeper but equally obnoxious voice. Micheal was yelling at Uriel to shut up.

Metatron really wondered if the two were related to that one human named Gordon Ramsay because they're always yelling and blond.

...

What? Someone needs to watch cooking shows to cook without burning the kitchen, and Metatron only trusts himself for that. Gabriel could do it if she weren't babysitting the entirety of the place.

And archangels don't even need food so they won't really starve, Metatron can do his work without being asked to make a sandwich in the middle of the night, which has happened before actually. Metatron, being the reliable leader he is, told the archangel to go fuck himself and make his own sandwich.

The kitchen didn't last that day.

That's another he should add to his bucket list, get atleast 3 or 5 archangels who are good at cooking. That incarnation Yoo Joonghyuk would make a fine one if it weren't for his temper but then again, Uriel and Micheal, who are supposedly archangels, are just as worse as him.

Which was exactly why he shouldn't be here, Metatron couldn't deal with even more noise in his residence. If only they'd properly attend the archangel's etiquette lesson, they probably thought he didn't know but he did know they were skipping it, which was why the two got more boring missions than the other archangels.

"Oh come on leader! I don't want to hunt low grade demons, they're weak!" Uriel exclaimed with boredom and Micheal looked aghast, "She gets to hunt low grade demons and I have to look after sheep??" Metatron looked calmly at the two and said, "Do what's been assigned to you and I'll give your next mission later."

While on the outside, he's calm and relaxed, in the safety of his office he's a stressed archangel who needs something stronger than mortal realm coffee.

He looked at the paperwork which was lesser than before and decided that seeing what was wrong would be the right thing to do since Gabriel is away on her mission to send a message to the mortals that there is no second jesus and no one will be turning water into wine.

Those mortals and their stupid theories, makes things harder for him.

He strided out of his room, careful about placing his paperwork in his shelf protected from intruders, because it's better to be safe than sorry even though no one in their right mind would steal the paperwork of what missions the archangels are on next.

"GET AWAY FROM MY ROOM YOU ••••••• •••••!!" Uriel cursed, her words being automatically censored and Micheal scoffed, "As if I'll listen to you." Micheal laughed at the sight of her room.

"Oh wow you crazy obsessed maniac! What's with so many figurines and pictures of this korean man? Ahh what was his name again.. Kim Doja? Dokja?" He added, "And what's these books you've got huh? Never knew you liked reading."

Uriel was extremely close to strangling the demon in disguise if it weren't for Metatron standing near them with his brow raised judgmentally.

"You both care to explain yourself or not?" He asked and the two looked away before Uriel spoke, "He started it, if it weren't for him coming near me then this wouldn't have happened." The latter of the two spoke with an offended tone, "I started it? Clearly you started it by screaming."

"Whether I scream or not is none of your business!" She glared at him and Micheal responded, "Well it is if it's interrupting my daily dose of spot! That melody app is undeniably good, I'll give it to those mortals." Uriel scoffed in response, "It's Spotify not spot, and I bet you listen to emo •••• that's old as ••••!"

The two continued to bicker before Metatron silenced them with a few words. "You two have been denied of your tech permission. To your corners, now."

Just an average day in Eden.