Rules Of Nature, Bitch!

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"I AM SO NOT READY!" a pack of honest to God werewolves were chasing Ian, thus why he screamed in the first place. He could barely summon his lightning spears for a counter because whenever he would open his hand to make space for a lightning spear, the werewolves would pounce that hand as if their instincts are telling that it is danger. He was able to counterattack everytime one pounced him as a means to make him dinner with a stab with his lightning spears, instantly ending their lives and creating a clean hole in their chest. He was only able to do this three times as they got cautious the third it happened but were still determined to make him dinner.

AN: Quick reminder, Ian has a girl body but a man's mind. Just thought you'd forget.

A light bulb went off in his head and he jumped as high he could, managing to jump his height. He quickly summons his red lightning on both of his feet at the apex of his jump and stomps them down, creating a prolonged explosion of lightning, burning the pack of werewolves' fur in an instant and cooking them alive. Howls of agony and fright were heard before quieting down. That's Ian's cue to stop. He turned back and saw the perfectly cooked remains of a majority of the werewolf pack while the remaining ones ran away with their tails tuck under their butts. Ian pants hard from the exhaustion. Damn, he was only running for five minutes and he was already this tired. Still, a laugh slowly grows from his throat before turning into a full-blown laugh of victory."YEAAAAH! IAN VASQUEZ PROVES HIS SUPERIORITY ONCE MORE!" he roared, or screeches, in victory with his arms held high and fists clenched in a universal sign of triumph. He kicks the cooked forms of the dead werewolves with a chuckle before his nostrils finally pick up the delicious smell."I won in an instant AND got food for it!? Score!"

He picks up the closest werewolf without a second thought and sinks his shark-like teeth into the flesh. He tears the flesh he got and chewed. He looked rather cute chewing like that, cheeks puffed up to max with meat."Augh, this is the life!" he said without swallowing, as if a piece of heaven fell on his mouth. He swallow and starts the cycle anew.

In the end, he managed to eat the whole torse, leaving only the bones but leaving everything else. He tears off the half-eaten werewolf's arms for later. Upon further inspection, the werewolves were at least thrice as tall as he is and much thicker. These ones also look like proper werewolves, unlike the men who grow fur and gain sharper canines and start calling themselves werewolves. These ones were bipedal and buff wolves, with human-like hands completely covered in fur and sharp claws and feet designed for a bipedal posture. Most importantly, their heads are actual wolves.

With his two werewolf arms in hand, he makes his way to the river he once passed."You know, it would've been better if you just ate them raw." a sly whisper sounding exactly like his own voice was heard and his eyes widened in surprise."Wot, eh?" he asks to the voice. A small hand reaches out through his hair and whips them aside. A miniature bug girl Ian cosplaying as CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow comes through. The small figment of his mind looked around before he finds the real Ian's face."You did leave some werewolf corpses largely uncooked." added Captain Ian Sparrow."And who are you supposed to be?" asked the real Ian.

"First off, has Mother told you of the name of our species?" Real Ian shakes his head no."In your language, our species' name is best translated as 'Bio-electric Chimera'. As you'd expect, you have the power of the gods in our body." Captain Ian Sparrow grins when he says the last part."Alright, good to know. Now, who are you?" Real Ian asks once more."I am your hive mind and Bio-electrical Chimera instincts given form. Nobody else can see me except you, because I am the combination of your human and chimera minds. That is why I am wearing whatever this is, savvy?" Captain Ian Sparrow gestures at his attire."Savvy, now who are you referring to as 'Mother'?"

Captain Ian Sparrow looks at Real Ian, seemingly not believing what he heard."You know, the one who tried to kill you upon knowing you're abysmally weak compared to even her drones." Real Ian nodded with his mouth open in understanding."Oh that fatass. Yeah, I remember. Now do tell me why I need to eat raw meat?" Real Ian looks at Captain Ian Sparrow with one eyebrow raised."As I said, I am your non-human instincts and your non-human instincts is telling you to eat raw meat. I don't know why but I do know it is important, somehow. I won't stop pestering you about it until you do it. Now go, eat!"

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