Choi Han bore his eyes into the device Cale was holding. Currently, the two were planning to do something chaotic. Choi Han did not know why he suddenly participated but it's probably because well, Cale, asked him to.
At first, Choi Han thought that they were just going to be destroying something again however it was not exactly that but closely similar to destroying someone's sanity AND sexuality. Now, you must be asking. What does he mean by that? Yeah.
So let's go back to what the korean and the noble had conversed about. It all started with Cale, it had always been him but we digress so he doesn't kill me for that-- anyway, it started with Cale peacefully humming until he hit his head on the wall. It had come to an alarm so Choi Han burst in the room.
"What happened!?"
"Ah, it's nothing of sorts--" Cale scratched his head with a scowl before it quickly dissolves to a bright expression, "Oh right! Great timing, Choi Han! I need you for something."
Choi Han blinks slowly, before resigning to his fate to whatever his liege is doing again. "What do you need, Cale-nim?"
"Do you wanna have fun fucking up his highness' mentality?" Cale brightly smiled. No, it was not his scammer smile rather his chaotic smile that could probably end the world to devastation.
Choi Han halts and stares at the redhead with incredulity for a few minutes before nodding his head. It's fine, right? Not like Alberu would do anything because he is still his instructor.
And yeah, now they are here. Having a recording device and rehearsed pranks, also a teleportation scroll.
FAST FORWARD TO CHAOS.
Alberu was busy swimming under thousands of paper works. Visibly exhausted and has no sleep. F. He had been doing a lot of things, surprisingly there is none of Cale's record for now. It had been alarming to know that Cale is quiet because that mf would annoy the hell out of him, either teleporting here to eat his cookies or to just force him to slack.
Alberu hums inquisitively and leans on the chair, "mm... is Cale finally starting to actually slack like he says?"
And as if on cue, the door slammed open with the usual stoic redhead and a very bright puppy knight. Well, that was an understatement.
He was slacking, but then he had an idea to annoy you, so.
The dark elf sighs louder and rubbed his face in resignation, right. Why the hell did he even think about that?
Of course, he would come and give him another headache-- speaking of that, did he destroy another household or what!?
"What now??"
"Awh, I thought you'd be happy to see me."
"Who the hell would miss a headache like you?"
"Choi Han and you obviously <3"
"You're not a headache, Cale-nim!"
"Omfg, please get this simp out."
Choi Han smiles threateningly, "Wanna do another spar, my dear student?"
Alberu sweatdrops as he automatically responded like a machine, "No sir."
"Thought so."
Alberu cries internally as he cursed at the redhead, 'WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING YOUR SIMP SHDJFHJSBDB? Why is he treating me like this HUHU THE FAVOURITISM!!'
Seeing as Alberu was not going to do anything soon, Cale looked back to give Choi Han a smile. A signal to start operation Chaos; destroy a man's sexuality for money.
I been known to kiss and tell
Send girls to wishing wells
Cale walked over to the blonde who was flabbergasted. What was happening--and why the hell does this troublemaker look a bit... erotic? JABDJDND ALBERU FOCUS. STOP THINKING OF HIM LIKE THAT.
If you're my man, I want you to myself
Cale moved and and place his hands over the dark elf's shoulders, quite suggestively as he whispers the words.
Alberu can't help but shudder and stare wide-eyed at the suggestive words. And on top of that, Choi han looks so devilish for the first time??
.
.
.
What the actual fuck.
What the hell was happening!?
I know I'll have enemies
Long as you're into me
But I don't care 'cause I got what I need
Choi Han disrespectfully grabbed his chin and gave him such condescending smirk that it had Alberu jnternally crying and panicking. Whatever exactly was happening- whatever this was!? ALBERU CAN'T STOP HIS BEATING HEART, WHY IS IT ACCELERATING??!
Need to get with the program
Boy, I keep you close like slow dance
Hit you with that red don't go there, no, no man
Met him then get him
I make sure we stay
Got the venom
To dead him
If he want a snake
I mean sneak
I mean play hide and seek
Know that I'm gonna find you
Make sure you get left or you leave
Alberu is completely lost. He doesn't know why Cale is gripping on his shoulder like that and why the hell is Choi Han singing so fast-- he thinks it was called rapping but whatever.
He is just lost.
I saw you
And knew what I was trying to do
I had to play it real real smooth
And once I finally made my move
Cale undulated his hand towards Choi Han's and slapped it and playfully hissed. Choi Han only gave the redhead crescent eyes which made the paralyzed Alberu scream more inside his head.
What really was happening!? Whatthefuckwhatthefuck—
I went crazy over you
Over you, only you
I went crazy over you
Alberu can't help but push the two away as his heart suddenly starts to erratically run like crazy. What the fuck was happening!? He was not blushing. He WAS NOT. WTFJWJRBDJNEHDIAHDHDJD!!
The two, who was finally breaking their facade, laughed heartily and boisterously at Alberu's reaction. Oh shit-, another blackmail going in Cale's orb right away!
That day, Cale and Choi Han were banned from doing any more ruckus inside the crown's office and had been doing political issues as punishment.
Lmfao. F for our slacker and knight.
author's note.
here, have a good
panicking alberu.
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