The Lout's Mirage | Songfic

❝ if sanity was alive, i'd be surprised. ❞

Alberu feels a disturbance in the force.

He immediately blames it on his unpredictable, always making trouble and adding paperwork dongsaeng, Cale Henituse.

A questionable but understandable person who somehow became the darling of the whole continent erstwhile making himself believe that he is 'trash'.

Because when you're the crown prince who had been disrespected and given work, who the hell wouldn't assume it's your little brother that has attracted something entirely different in their spectrum?

And now, Alberu watched tiredly with Choi Han beside him, patting his back to apparently console him but it did not lessen the stress that was heavily piling his headache.

Somewhere in the villa, was a heavy sound reverberatively pounding on the walls.

Rosalyn and Cale apparently planned something and were just trying something out.

But goddamn, was it so disrespectful that it devastated everyone in the Rowoon territory....

Cale was gleefully bored in his bed until he had an idea that included Rosalyn in his shenanigans. It wasn't even a moment until the older redhead appeared in his room with calm, querying eyes. Cale soon then explained his idiotic and not so secret plan.

Rosalyn was a bit unsure about it but then thought of her family's ridiculous and funny expressions and obliged.

'Oh... I'm gonna have fun.' The redheaded mage giggles, darkly.

Eruhaben frowns, not liking the way how things are being peaceful for once. Maybe it was his Cale Henituse slash Bringer Of Chaos parameter slash detector.

Something was going to happen... and it'll end in total shambles. The golden dragon calmly took a sip before a sudden loud noise blared from the fifth floor.

There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house

The ancient dragon choked wholly and coughed.

Other adults in the villa and stared in horror at the sudden words that were blaring from a suspicious box. Thank the Gods that the children were with Lock and Beacrox in Harris Village, tending the farm.

I said certified freak, seven days a week
Wet ass D, make that pullout game weak, woo!

Ron accidentally destroyed the glass his hands as he stared at the hallway with shaking eyes.

He... can't believe his innocently dense, young master was talking about that with such enthusiasm...

It felt like it was just yesterday when a fifteen year old Cale came barging in with disgust in his face as he told the story that he saw people eating each other's face.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Alberu was horrified, "Why is Rosalyn encouraging him???"

Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass D
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass D
Give me everything you got for this wet ass D
Beat it up, bae, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard

Tasha felt like her soul just went out of her body, her limbs did not feel like functioning anymore. Was... was the young master talking about— NO! noOOoo!

The ancient dragon was still coughing harshly, although it was known that his child is quite blunt and brass with his words—he didn't expect that!