The Lout's Mirage | Songfic

❝ they say that you live and you learn. ❞

Everyone gathers around the orb to see what was they're young master was doing. May it be curiosity or something, they were all wondering what was he doing.

So to say, when he started to do little kicks while sitting in his chair, the young master they all see was very adorable with his actions.

But then they all stopped adoring him as he suddenly hums as if he was exasperated.

Raon wonders why is his human tired when he was doing nothing but staring off to space and munching on berries and fruits.

I don't know why'd do this to me
You're so cold
You'd be playing like
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Not, did they get curious. Who is this person? And oh? Someone being cold to Cale? That's quite boldness to someone who has the strongest people in the whole continent that could destroy it for him.

Should they eradicate this existence?

(.l.c...i..e: *shivers* why do megalovania playing?)

I got told danger follows everywhere you go
But I still be like
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

"Cale-nim, please don't." Choi Han's smile was strained along with the others who slumped their shoulders in exasperation.

Alberu tuts in irritation and spoke crudely - taking his elegant mask in front of the others with trust, "Let's confine this little shit. Just because I wanted to be the King did not mean I wanted loads of fucking paperwork where I had to deal with sudden islands missing or territories getting looted."

Eruhaben sighs, "Did he mistook himself with this person? Ah, I feel bad."

This the part where I'm gonna get hurt
I never listened but I didn't deserve it

Then why do it, our dear young master? Was the thought of almost everyone around with blank stares.

Eruhaben's eyes are wide out of tiredness, "Is he an M or what?"

"Eruhaben-nim, no-"

I was young and she was my first love
So they say that you live and you learn

At that moment, everyone's neck and ears were strained with a comical pin drop in the background. Their brains malfunctioned as they all processed his words.
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.

.

EXCUSE ME?? WHAT?? A FIRST LOVE?? OHO, IT SEEMS LIKE THERE'S A SHEEP TO CHASE. WHO DARE TOOK THEIR YOUNG MASTER'S EYES WHILE THERE NOT LOOKING.

HMPH, what if that woman was simply playing like some dangerous lotus! Equally greedy and fake!

Like yeah she gone mess with you head
Oh yeah and she'll flirt with your friends oh yeah

"Excuse me?" Rosalyn's jaw drop, what the hell? Was that girl leading on young master!? How dare she!

"Tut, tut." Ron crossed his arms in distaste. Although it wasn't uncommon, that would hurt more when you know you're love won't be reciprocated. He couldn't believe he let a bunny let loose around his puppy young master.

"Wait- what friends? I know we are all attractive but who!?" Bud exclaims, looking pointed at everyone who might be the culprit and had unknowingly flirted back.

"Maybe it's his highness? He's quite popular," Choi han mused while Alberu rolled his eyes, "You're not talking, mister black blade hero."

Make you wish you were dead
Everytime she moves on she says
(Don't take it personal)
(Don't take it personal)
Every time she moves on she says

Unforgivable.

What if she was the reason he works so hard!? Was it to impress her!? Impression be damned, their young master's health is way more Important than some girl in the streets or wherever they had met.

And then she has the gals to be dismissive about it, saying not to be personal about it when it hurts him!?

Who else knows
All my friends are blowing up my orb
Something's telling me
No no no no no no no no no

"Young master," Witiria - with a very hideous dark smile, she says: "I think it's reasonable to divert your attention away from some whore that does nothing but be dismissive about your efforts."

Paseton nods, Hannah silently shouts in her head with agreement while Archie was actually nodding like it's a factual statement.

On sighs tiredly, 'Poor slacker life... you were never Cale's to begin with. Maybe he should try with Rest-nim rather actual slacker life.'

Oh, this the part where I'm gonna get hurt
I never listened but I didn't deserve it
I was young and she was my first love
So they say that you live and you learn

THEN DON'T DO IT!???

Like yeah she gone mess with you head
Oh yeah and she'll flirt with your friends oh yeah
Make you wish you were dead
Everytime she moves on she says
(Don't take it personal)
(Don't take it personal)
Every time she moves on she says

She won't don't no favours
Beautiful but she dangerous
She was only gone break you
Drive me crazy like
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

YOU'RE THE ONE DRIVING US CRAZYJSHDDJJ.

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Cale scrunched his nose, why does it actually feel like his slacker life is slipping away from his grasp? Ah, never mind.

Maybe it's just the exhaustion and the laziness seeping through his bones. Ah, right- he also has to go to the farm later in to check things up. What must be his family be doing right now?