Note : i will speedrun this chapter so i can speedrun to time travelling (aka sleeping).
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《Note 665 : so... which one... pick... c a r e f u l l y....》
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"What you thought there was gonna be some dramatic sequence of me picking the kind of quest I'm gonna do?"
《Note 665 : wha- you're supposed to act like your in a state of overthinking and actually be overthinking and overwhelmed by the fact of ruining or helping the storyline of this stupid world- and what do you mean 'dramatic'? That's what your life is supposed to be like!》
"I'm just on my way to check on the corpses I le-"
Clown Arrives As he was talking and sees something interesting happening.
"ooh... imma just hide in this tree... i arrived.. and...people..?"
《Note 665 :... are you paying attention?》
"If there are people.. and they look like they have everything in the world... kinda?... then.. is there Civilization?????"
《Note 665 : umm... please choose?》
"Gasp! Are they taking my kills? And also why the flip are they so... weird looking?"
《Note 665 : JUST PI-》
"SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT"
《Note 665: ......》
"Oh wow... didn't think AyoDen's technique was actually this effective. I should try Dani's Shut to see if it would be just as effective...."
《Note 665 : ....》
"That's interesting.. real.. interesting...."
"..."
"I'll decide now."
《Note 665 : finally.》
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."How long has it been- 2 minutes? Yeah that's enough fake overthinking for me, i was seriously only thinking about that will slap meme and it's been literal years since that happened..."
《Note 665 : bruh... whatever, help or ruin-》
"I'll tell you my choice, so shut up... I pick ----"
(A/N : HAHAHAH! I'M SO EVIL! not like the choice will be revealed next chapter or anything, PFFT- why would i-)
(A/N : wait... doesn't the title of the story say he's gonna ruin the timeline? Oh sh-)
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"Oi!"
"EENDHWHJbsbb- ...Ahem.. What. (in an intimidating voice)"
"How do I Become A Uh.. Wanderer Boi?"
"....Do you mean... Adventurer-?"
"yes yes yes- That!"
"...well you should take the test thing? I don't know, I Don't know much! I barely go out of my house!"
"... *sigh*, I guess I'll just ask someone else.."
Clown Walks Away And Finds The Next Person That Looks Like They Know Where The Test Thing Is.
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That Time A Clown Decided To Ruin The Storyline.
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