Note : haa... I suddenly got a burst of motivation so that's why there's 2 chapters published at the same time-
Well, I don't know but this song slaps.
_________________________"Trample all! Trample all! Trample all!"
The Orcs chant as they all march closer and closer to the Lizardmen's Kingdom.
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."..Chieftain. What do we do? The Orc army is approaching." Lizardwoman.
"What can we do but remain here. We have of fighting 200,000 Orcs." Chieftain Lizardmen.
"Yes Sir." Lizardwoman.
"Chieftain!"
"..?"
"Chieftain! We have an Intruder! He demands an audience with you!" Lizardman #49
"..Very well. Bring him to me." Chieftain.
"Ch-chieftain! Is this not dangerous?" Lizardwoman.
"You can feel this aura aswell?" Chieftain.
"Yes, this is no ordinary intruder." Lizardwoman.
Suddenly the cameraman zooms in to her eyes.
"Even a hundred of the strongest Lizardmen would stand no chance." Lizardwoman.
Then.. the intruder steps forward from the dark and scary shadows and walks towards the Chieftain slowly.
"Forgive me! But my hands are rather tied at the moment! I cannot spare any hospitality." Chieftain.
"No need to trouble yourself."
A humanoid with dark blue hair and a horn. Standing up and looking towards the chieftain like he's looking at glass. It's Souei.
"I'm just a messenger. Here to convey to you the words of my master." Souei.
"..."
The lizardmen look at each other as they draw back their weapons.
"..And what is your message?" Chieftain.
"My masters desire an alliance with the Lizardmen." Souei.
"An alliance? But I have no knowledge of your master." Chieftain.
"My master is The Great Rimuru Tempest. Upon receiving a personal request from Dryads, he has sworn to defeat the orc army along with another individual." Souei.
"A personal request from the caretakers of the forest?" Chieftain.
"She have informed us that the Orc army is lead by an Orc Lord." Souei.
"An Orc Lord!?"
"Keep in mind what that means as you consider our proposal." Souei.
"..."
"Rimuru, you say? Never heard of him! He probably only came crying to us cause he's afraid of the Orc Lord! If he were to just ask for our help-" some lizardman random.
"Enough. Hold your tongue." Chieftain.
"Ch-chieftain! Such complacency will lead others to belittle—"
Suddenly, a zipper like sound echoes in the air as a long and hard piece of string wraps around the lizardman's neck and leaves a cut making it bleed, obviously.
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