(These are ones for my AU book 'Against the Clock', basically Sabre has been infected with a deadly illness by a salty Creator from the past that got forgotten bc he sucked at his job.)
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(Sabre in his room after being diagnosed with a potentially terminal illness)
Sabre: Well, now I'm dying inside and outside.
Time: As soon as this is over, you're going back to therapy.
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(Sabre just woke up after being under painkillers during an experiment for a cure and is still a little out of it. While he recovers from that, Time, M, the Professor, and Green Steve [aka therapist boi] are having a little fun with it.)
Green: Okay, we should stop.
Time: Oh come on, this is hilarious.
M: I mean... not wrong.
Professor Red: Sabre, what are you doing?
(Sabre is just staring at his hand.)
Sabre: (Still a lil bit out) ...how the heck do hands work?
(Laughing from the other four)
Light: (walking in) Hey uh, what's going on in here?
Time: The Professor accidentally used painkillers that were a liiittle bit too strong, so now Sabre is kind of... well, how do I put this nicely...
Green: Basically, Sabre's high.
M: (Pointing at Time and the Professor) And those two keep coming up with the most random things that get some amusing responses from him.
Light: ...What.
Professor Red: Watch this, watch this. (Turns to Sabre) Hey Sabre.
Sabre: Heh??
Professor Red: What's 2+2?
Sabre: ...ffffish.
(Everyone else laughs)
Light: He's gonna be so mad at you later.
Time: Haha, we know. But it'll be so worth it.
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(Hypno likes to mess with Sabre while he suffers. This is soon after Sabre was told he couldn't go outside)
Hypno: (Standing in front of Sabre's window messing with him.)
Sabre: Hypno, shut up.
Hypno: Come out here and fight me yourself, then! Oh wait. YOU CAN'T.
Sabre: ...I hate you.
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(Probably more to come later)
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HumorI'm just gonna post here when I'm bored or want to write shenanigans. Will take suggestions, as long as it's not ships. These take place in both Sabre's series (SS, RQ, SL, TR) and AUs, both mine and ones that used to be mine but have new owners. Ma...
