I'm making more of these but it's mostly the couple Squirrel and I have called the Blue Bean Duo, aka Lumia and BluBlu, they're in my artbook- hey wait I made ref sheets of them hang on
Eyyy :D
Also Squirrel redesigned Hun and Taupe so- here :3
ANYWAY- now we can get to funnies >:D
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(Before Lumia and BluBlu met)
BluBlu: Man, at this point I'm gonna meet an alien before I meet the love of my life.
Sapphire (Goddess of the Blue Steves): Oh buddy, do I have news for you.
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BluBlu: Yeah, no, at this point I don't think I'm gonna have a relationship with anyone. There's nobody I'm interested in and-
Lumia: Hi!
BluBlu: (Insert that one meme of the guy falling down the stairs of a trailer and hitting the wall)
(Okay but seriously tho, BluBlu falls like a sack of bricks lol)
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(Lumia still in slime form hehe)
Lumia, internally: Don't get too attached, they probably want to do other things once this is over. Don't get too attached, they probably want to do other things once this is over. Don't-
Hun and Taupe: Mama?
Lumia: :'D
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(Once again, slime form Lumia)
Taupe: Hey Lumia.
Lumia: Yes?
(Taupe puts a snail shell on Lumia, with Hun giggling behind him.)
Lumia: ...Very funny, you two.
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BluBlu: (Suddenly bursting into the room) Dad help, I have a crush and I don't know what to do-
Frost (BluBlu's dad): (Casually sitting at the table, sipping coffee) About time.
BluBlu: Dad.
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BluBlu: (about to fight somebody that insulted Lumia) How about you catch these hands, b-
Lumia: BluBlu please no-
(The dude insults Hun and Taupe too.)
Lumia: (letting go of BluBlu) Aim for the teeth.
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(Context is Lumia went out overnight to a night market in the Blue Steves Village for baking ingredients, and BluBlu babysat for her.)
Lumia: Hun, BluBlu has told me some concerning things about yesterday night.
Hun: Okay but in my defense, Taupe bet his next two days' desserts that I couldn't chug that vinegar.
Lumia: That's n- Wait, you drank vinegar??
Hun: He ate half a bag of sugar!
Taupe: (from a different room) SNITCH!
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(Remember Arachno from last time?)
Arachno: (breaking into Lumia's house to mess with the trio, closing the front door)
BluBlu: (Was behind the front door, and is holding a bat)
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Okie das it lol
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HumorI'm just gonna post here when I'm bored or want to write shenanigans. Will take suggestions, as long as it's not ships. These take place in both Sabre's series (SS, RQ, SL, TR) and AUs, both mine and ones that used to be mine but have new owners. Ma...