Haha angsty found family book funnies
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(After Shadow got turned into a mere blob of goo in a tube)
Shadow: Die.
Sabre: Already did!
Shadow: Encore.
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Carmine (Red Leader): (Gets told about what Sabre went through)
Carmine: ...Ah.
(Proceeds to load shotgun with malicious intent)
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M: (Thinking he isn't getting caught sneaking out of the Kingdom) How have I been getting away with this for so long?
Carmine: (Internally) Because you haven't...
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(Sabre minding his own business in the castle)
Prof. Red: (Appearing from behind a corner) HEY! Can I borrow you for a minute?
Sabre: ...For what?
Prof. Red: You mention the technology of your world being more advanced than ours and you seriously didn't expect me to want to know more about it? I wanna hear everything you know.
(Silence)
Prof. Red: ...I'll let you tinker with some of the machines I have in my lab.
Sabre: Deal.
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Red Steves: (Show Sabre basic kindness and care)
Sabre: I would die for you.
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(The Professor bullying goo-ified Shadow)
Prof. Red: (Holding up the container with Shadow in it, being sarcastic) Now it may not sound like much-
Shadow: (High-pitched screeching from inside the container)
Prof. Red: But this-
Shadow: (Screeches again)
Prof. Red: Is a sonorous war cry-
Shadow: (More screeching)
Prof. Red: (laughing) ...Of a very angry Darkness.
Shadow: (furious screeches)
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(When M eventually meets the Leaders while in disguise)
Any Leader, just pick one: Do you always have to attack us with your words?
M: Would you prefer me to use a brick? Because I'd gladly do so-
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Carmine: (At the other colors) Unlike you, I am free of prejudice. I hate all of you equally.
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M: (About hearing Sabre's trauma) When your friend is venting to you and you get angry in his behalf.
Prof. Red: (Talking to Carmine and pointing at M) He's therapissed now.
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(Carmine hears about the dangerous BS Sabre's done)
Carmine: ...How are you not dead??
Sabre: Spite.
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Carmine: (At the other Leaders) If karma doesn't hit you, I fricking will!
(M and the Professor are standing behind him as backup, holding a dagger and a flamethrower respectively.)
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Sabre: (Hiding in the ruins of the Library) At this moment I feel like a very sad squished cookie.
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M: (Once again at the other Leaders) With all due respect (which is none), shut up.
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I stole like half of these from Zee's incorrect quotes book lol
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Incorrect Quotes
HumorI'm just gonna post here when I'm bored or want to write shenanigans. Will take suggestions, as long as it's not ships. These take place in both Sabre's series (SS, RQ, SL, TR) and AUs, both mine and ones that used to be mine but have new owners. Ma...
