(Both Prof. Reds and Emerald Steve hanging out in the lab.)
RQ Prof. Red: So, how much data do you have exactly on Sabre?
SS Prof. Red: He comes up with the most random confusing crap, and Lucas and Ryan join in too sometimes.
Emerald: Uh, yeah, I was almost driven insane again.
RQ Prof. Red: That's not what I-
Sabre (walking by in the hallway): Dolphins don't know polar bears exist.
(Sabre leaves.)
RQ Prof. Red: ...what.
Emerald: See?
—
(SS Yellow (reformed Nightmare) and RQ Dark meeting for real, talking about their trauma/how they were once evil.)
SS Yellow: I used to be a normal Yellow Steve in my world, but then my power started growing stronger than it should've and then I was corrupted against my will and absorbed one of my friends. I worked alongside your alternate while tearing the world apart. I spent generations trapped inside my own mind doing unspeakable things to others with almost no idea what was going on until Sabre slapped some sense into me. I'm still haunted by my past actions even though I wasn't really in control.
RQ Dark: I was lab-created by your alternate from a Yellow Steve and the bane of the world, then absorbed an innocent Orange Steve because I was ordered to by your alternate and had no sense of free will. I destroyed kingdoms and people, once having a chance to redeem myself but gave it up because of said lack of sense of free will. I was then destroyed by my own choice and much later resurrected by Sabre. I was somehow given another chance at living, which I took, but then was stripped of my free will again and did more evil things. I died once I was set free. I'm also still haunted by my past actions even though I was never taught proper morals and didn't know the difference between right and wrong.
SS Yellow: ...
RQ Dark: ...
SS Yellow (picking up RQ Dark): I'm adopting this one.
RQ Dark: Oh, okay-
—
(Someone being mean to RQ Dark when SS Yellow steps in front of Dark and then picks him up.)
SS Yellow: DO NOT TALK TO ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN.
—
(RQ Rainbow and SS Rainbow meeting)
SS Rainbow: Huh, we're actually pretty similar.
RQ Rainbow: Yeah, aside from a few personality differences, we really are.
SS Rainbow: ...
RQ Rainbow: ...
SS Rainbow: ...
RQ Rainbow: ...
SS Rainbow (pulling out a gun): I'm keeping Sabre.
RQ Rainbow (Pulling out a gun): No, I am.
—
(RQ Void ticking off a tiny Sky Person child.)
Void (swinging his scythe down at the Sky Person): Out of my sight, you little-
Sky Person Child (pulling out a much bigger, cooler-looking, multicolored scythe and blocks Void's attack no problem): ...
RQ Void (clearly confused and terrified): ...
Sky Person Child (High, squeaky voice): Try me, b!7$#.
(Sabre laughing hysterically in the bg)
—
(RQ and SS people trying to keep Sabre from doing something stupidly dangerous to protect them.)
Alex: Sabre, no offense, but you have a history of doing really dumb s#!7.
Guardian: Language!
Sabre: Pfft, I do not.
SS Rainbow: Sabre, you've thrown yourself into a black hole because I fell in.
(RQ Leaders quickly look at Sabre.)
Orange Leader: Pardon, you've WHAT-
SS Light: Not to mention all the times he went to heck to fight everyone down there because they were messing with us.
M (whispering): Ohhh, why he did that to save me makes so much more sense now...
RQ Prof. Red: What?
M: What?
—
(Three scientists in a tank they built. Leaders are questioning their thought process.)
Yellow Leader: JUST WHY?!
SS Prof. Red: Well, at least we're not using the bombs.
Green Leader (facepalming): All three of you are completely crazy...
SS Prof. Red: Excuse you, I am sane.
RQ Prof. Red (popping up from inside the tank): That's fair in my case.
Emerald (Also popping up from inside the tank): I'm sane as well!
SS Prof. Red: Eh, debatable.
RQ Prof. Red: Yeah, the jury's out on that one.
Emerald: Wh- Rude.
—
SS Green (hanging from a vine growing from the Tree of Life upside down): So... you guys don't have something explode every hour or so?
RQ Green [therapist]: Wh- No??? Of course not.
(Explosion coming from SS Prof. Red's lab.)
SS Green: Your world sounds boring.
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Lol that's it for now, definitely making more soon :3
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HumorI'm just gonna post here when I'm bored or want to write shenanigans. Will take suggestions, as long as it's not ships. These take place in both Sabre's series (SS, RQ, SL, TR) and AUs, both mine and ones that used to be mine but have new owners. Ma...
