Decided to make some funny stuff with the Zombie AU that I'm making a part 2 of :)
(Also sorry I don't write in this book much lol, I pretty much just put stuff here when I feel like it :b)
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(M waiting for Sabre in the abandoned library)
M: Where is he-
(Sabre pops out of the dirt because he can do that)
Sabre: Hey.
(M Screams)
Sabre: Whoops, sorry. Didn't mean to scare ya.
M: Right... I keep forgetting you're a sentient zombie.
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(Sabre, Rainbow, Time, Elemental, and Light fighting off Darkness. The fight ends and everyone is surveying the damage.)
Elemental: Everyone okay?
Sabre: (Pointing at his empty sleeve) Yo, has anyone seen my arm?
Time: OH-
Elemental: WHAT THE-
Light: It's fine, he's a zombie. We can just sew it back on once we find it.
Rainbow: (Holding up Sabre's missing arm by a pile of rubble) Hey Sabre, need a hand?
Sabre: (walking to Rainbow) Ha, ha. Very funny. Now gimme that.
Time: ...O-Kay then?
Elemental: Wait, so he's undead? Cool!
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(Sabre fighting a Corrected Sun Guard. The Guard stabs him with his spear, yet Sabre is unphased.)
Sabre: ...Really?
(Sabre yoinks the spear from the Guard and quickly apprehends him.)
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(Rainbow trying to sleep while Sabre is goofing off upstairs.)
Rainbow: DUDE, SHUT UP!
Sabre: IT'S NOT MY FAULT IT'S LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO SLEEP!
Rainbow: CAN YOU AT LEAST BE QUIET?!
Sabre: IT'S BORING UP HERE!
Rainbow: GO OUTSIDE THEN!
Sabre: ...I didn't think of that. Thanks.
Rainbow: You're welcome.
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(M trying to convince Professor Red to let Sabre go.)
M: Professor, come on! Just let him out!
Prof. Red: No, Apprentice! I must know what he is!
Sabre: (Whispering) M, hurry up, he's already tried to do something!
M: (Whispering to Sabre) I'm trying!
Prof. Red: Why does the blood sample I took match that of an undead creature?
M: He is clearly a zombie, Professor, now let him go so I can take him back where he should be!
Prof. Red: He's a what.
Sabre: You made it worse.
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Okay, while making this I just thought of how much of a problem zombie Shadow Sabre would be.
Yeah. Those raids will be ten times worse with someone that can travel underground.
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HumorI'm just gonna post here when I'm bored or want to write shenanigans. Will take suggestions, as long as it's not ships. These take place in both Sabre's series (SS, RQ, SL, TR) and AUs, both mine and ones that used to be mine but have new owners. Ma...
