I have been up for 23 hours now, researching the perfect honeymoon destination and travel times. I have narrowed it down to Honolulu, Toronto, or Montreal. Two of those are in Canada, but I just want to make Robin happy. Honolulu is good because hello, sunsets, beaches, hula dancers! Toronto is basically a garbage dump for the rest of Canada, so maybe I should take her to Vancouver. She likes the Vancouver Ca-sucks and the science thing sounds okay, so that is definitely better than Toronto. Montreal is great because, ice hotel! Although it's going to be a spring wedding, so it might have melted by then. Montreal's out. Now, down to Vancouver and Honolulu... I know which one I would pick, but the only important thing is that I'm with Robin. I know! I'll drop hints about both, whichever one she likes best I will book. It's gonna be legen-waitforit-DARY! LEGENDARY!!
I should ask Ted about my bachelor party...
