Lily said that I should only change my name if I can trust Barney and I think I can... I wonder if he wants me to. I would have talked to him but he rushed away from me with his computer, some kind of secret project. I hope he isn't watching porn or something. We're supposed to tell each other everything!! I am so mad at him. He hasn't spent ANY time with me!! Whenever I try and get close he closes his laptop and says "I'm busy Robin." Busy with what?!? Maybe this is a sign that I shouldn't marry him... He's so secretive all the time! It's not fair!! I should be able to talk to my fiancée about our wedding, at least!
Lily was hinting that she wanted to be our wedding planner, she's so transparent when she wants something. I let her, yet another thing I have to discuss with Barney, if he EVER gets off his COMPUTER!!
Oh, here he comes now.
B: Hey Robin.
R: Hey! I forgot you lived here!
B: I know I was busy for awhile, but...
R: ...now it's time to get busy. No Barney I need to talk to you.
B: That's not what I was going to say, but okay.
R: So I think Lily wants to be our wedding planner...
B: yeah okay um how about we play a game it's called "Have you ever been there and did you like it?" My turn first! Honolulu?
R: Barney this is serious! I haven't seen you and now you want to play some absurd game?
B: just tell me!
R: no I haven't been to Honolulu.
B: okay... My turn again!... Vancouver?
R: yes Barney, I'm from Vancouver! Why??
B: never mind thanks!
R: wait! Barney!
B: what?
R: do you want me to change my name to Robin Stinson?
B: Whatever you want, sweetheart.
R: okay. Please don't disappear again?
B: okay.
Then he just walks out again!
You know what? Two can play at that game! I'll talk to Ted about Barney's Super Surprise Bachelor Party and be secretive about that! GENIUS!
