Ugh. I HATE planning this wedding. It's so hard! And now I have to find a dress to go over the bump I will have?! The STRESS is KILLING ME!!! Barney's been really helpful, arranging EVERYTHING. I need a spa day with Lil. She's also been a great help. I'm always hungry. I'm always craving something, usually dairy. Right now I'm craving milkshakes. Mmmm, strawberry, chocolate, mango, peanut butter chocolate. I tell Barney that I want a milkshake and he grabs his wallet and flags down a taxi, and we go to the ice cream shop and I order an extra large strawberry milkshake. Mmmm. I can hardly wait until Barney pays to chug down the entire thing. Mmm. I call Lily and arrange a spa visit. Today. The full treatment. I'm just SO TIRED!!! Barney gets a taxi for me and I drive to the spa. I walk in the door and there is a sign:
"Pregnant women should check with their doctor before having massages."
Wtf?
No!
Here's my "banned" list:
-alcohol
-drugs
-x-Rays
-massages
-caffeine
-eggs and sushi
-some kinds of fish
How am I going to LIVE??
This sucks.
And I didn't even want to have kids!
