I FREAKING KNEW IT
I DID
CALLED IT
YUP
okay lil calm down here. Your friend needs you.
I burst into the bathroom and Robin is holding another pregnancy test. Negative. The next one is ready. It's positive. The next one. Positive. Positive. Positive. Positive. Positive. Positive. Positive. 9/10 are positive. I look at Robin. I don't say anything. She looks shocked, amazed, scared, excited, unsure, and worried. I grab her arm and pull her onto Barney's bed. She sits. I sit. She starts crying. I comfort her. She stops crying.
"You can't tell anyone."
"I won't."
"Seriously Lil."
"Seriously."
"Not even Marshall."
"No telling Marshall."
"No telling Barney."
"Don't tell Barney."
"Okay."
"Okay."
"No alcohol."
"WHAT?!??"
"Robin...."
"what?"
"You're pregnant."
