Bossbitch Baby Slut Whorelicious [TGCF]

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"Gege, come look."

Xie Lian made a little "hm?" sound, and headed over. Hua Cheng was in his clay room.

"Before you lift up the curtain," Hua Cheng said, "I ~~took a screenshot~~ made a figure with what my butterfly captured yesterday night."

"San Lang!" His cheeks lit up, skin firey red.

"Okay, now come in Gege."

He didn't hesitate to swipe the curtain to the left. What he saw made him cover his face with his robe sleeve.

It was two immaculately made penises.

"How is that for a surprise?" Hua Cheng chucked, wiping his apron. Xie Lian internally screamed, mentally cried, and banged on his inner walls. "If you get lonely! You  can! Stick it! Up! Your lovely! Asshole!" Hua Cheng smiled so sweetly to him. Xie Lian walked forward, his feet thumping on the floor. "Isn't it accurate?" Hua Cheng wrapped his hand the other one, which he presumed was his(very accurate sized heaven stick), and languishly stroked it.

He felt it in his pants. Jesus Christ Almighty, he felt it. I know Jesus Christ shouldn't be in this but I don't care. This is about clay dicks Plus I wrote it so I make the rules and I build the world.

Then Hua Cheng dropped it and his dick shattered to pieces in his pants.

"Oh holy shit Gege wait fuck!" Xie Lian was  screaming wildly, it was like his dick was being crucified like Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior!. He was clutching his crotch like it was on fire, writhing all over. Hua Cheng knocked over the table, and the stupid bisque clay shit dick penis cracked in half before shattering completely.

Now he was also howling in pain, stop drop and rolling just like Xie Lian, and Michael Jackson crotch grabbing too! Then they spooned each other, gyrating hips, before splitting to perform all the choreography of Smooth Criminal on the ground.

"Hhhhhhhhhoiiooolllly SHITTTTTTT!" They yelled in unison after doing the dance moves.

There was tears snot and blood everywhere on the floor. Both of them agreed this hurt like a bitch. Xie Lian

Xie Lian then brought twoe of his bloody fingers to call the Heaven Officials Groupchat on Discord. He went in the main VC and turned on his camera. Then he unmuted and you could hear moaning. Crying. Screaming. Yelling. Barking . Ruff. Her. Grrr. Bark bark, choking gripe, cough cough Gr. Okay so now they are rolling around and somehow th smash hit Anime Mo DAO zu Shi is on and Lan Wongii and We Woxnaniz are making out. Okay? So now Hua Cheng violently is smashing lips with the love of his  ghost life Xie Lian, while they are shaking their hips in a manner that looks like twerking. Twerk bitches twerk.

"Dianxia Gege i wont be able to hold on much longer " as he literally cums out of nowhere.  Like his dick and balls are gone. But he s like coming. Don't question it. This is going on Wattpad.

"Yes m San Lang Hua Cheng-zhu Hong Hong Er Wu Ming let me Count  down and we can come. Even thought you did. Shi Jiu Bu Qi Liu Wu Si San Er Yi." Then they came so hard the whole Paradise Manor and the Tian Guan Ci Fu Bai Wu Jian Ji hot line Discord server was painted in their fucking steaming seed. So Now they are singing Wu Ji, by Xiao Zhan and Wang Yibo. This song is the most iconic! Yes. No grammar like No Regrets Wangxian. The Untamed Chen Qing Ling.

So now San Langous is panting hard like a dog. Yeah anyways. Now they are sharing last words.

"Hey bossbitch bankroll babygirl cum slut whorelicious baby squirt, die in my massive arm. Only one because currently, my monster cock, or what remains of it is being gripped by my other hand. You get? You understand cum slutty shit banana bread oo OO ah ah breast milk lactation cookie?"

"Yes I dig and Understand Sanlangous Monster cock daddy mommy milkers chunky hunky monkey honey baby booboo goo goo no ga ga8 Erha Rehab Actually Daddy Baby Penis Head sweetie pie gum drop honey bee my little buzzer my jizz slurper my asshole eater."

"Thank you," Hua Cheng mumbled into the other's ear, wrapping his arm around Xie Lian's waist.

Before death, they grabbed each other's crotches with ferver. They looked in each other's eye. Adoration, lust, and love were scattered in their eyes like flecks or something. Idk.

They held each other.

Then they bled out.

The end

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