Keep It Brief

Practice Makes Perfect (120 Words)

Dedicated to knightwriter.  A few hours ago, she commented on a few of my briefs, which got me to thinking about creating brief #10.  So, after wracking my cluttered brain, I came up with the following nuttiness ;-D

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Will you hurry up?

Practice some patience.

Seems you should have practiced what you're endeavoring to do.

I am doing it.

(mutter) I wish.

(sigh)

Have you read instructions?

This isn't my first time. Just a little rusty.

(snort) A little?

My dad taught me when I was sixteen.

You want help putting it on?

I can do it myself, thanks.

So stubborn.

Just wait.

My last boyfriend could do that in moments. Probably with his eyes closed.

Perhaps you should rekindle what you shared with him.

(smirk) Jealous?

(mumble) Homicidal.

Some Valentine's evening.

(sigh)

I'm not even in the mood any more.

Fine. Once I change this tire, I'll drive you home. Eat a sandwich for all I care!