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And Baby Makes Three? (120 Words)

Honey, guess what?

(What?)

You're gonna be a daddy!

(...)

Did you hear me?

I'm pregnant

With child

In the family way

Have a bun in the oven

Knocked up, even!

(...)

Well...we have so much to do

Find a bigger place

Sell your convertible

Buy baby clothes... furniture

Sign up for Lamaze classes

Argue over possible names

Start a college fund

Never too early to start a college fund

(...)

I realize you're shocked

But...

Aren't you gonna say anything?

(I'm sterile)

What?

(Can't produce children)

...

(When we met, I told you)

(Few years back, had a severe case of the mumps)

...

(So...)

(Are you gonna say anything?)

Well...

In that case, you're gonna be an uncle!