Oh, Snap -- Peas! (100 Words)

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~~~ Dedicated to scintillator -- you know why ;-D ~~~

Breaking news!

We're not sure what's going on,

But all around the world...

Peas are popping up.

Peas in a pod,

Peas in a can,

Plus frozen peas!

Peas prevalent in parking lots

Peas packing parks,

Peas poured on patios!

This just in...

Possibly, peas at the Pentagon!

People, we'll keep you posted,

As we probe this peculiarity.

Sighing, she turned the TV off.

Feeling eyes upon her,

She glanced toward the right.

--I said peace. Not peas.

--Blew out my birthday candles,

--And wished for world peace--

Hearing a snicker, she smirked.

--What's for dinner?--

What else?

Pea soup.

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