Larry is crying because his tux is not good. The only outfit that would fit him is a wedding dress, so that's what he's wearing.
Larry's best friend is a hairless guinea pig named Jeff. He is Larry's best man.
Jeff's speech is gonna be very good. He said people will cry during it.
Jeff stared the speech:
"Week week week week week week week squeak squeak squeak."
Then he threw a baseball bat at Larry's sister, Susan. Susan cried.
