Today is Jeff's birthday. Larry got him a present that is in a huge jar that is 10 feet tall and 30 feet long.
Larry left Jerry on her own so that he could go take Jeff on a romantic dinner at McDonald's.
I followed Larry and Jeff all the way to McDonald's. McDonald's is my squad's favourite hangout. By squad I mean me and the street rats.
I sat at a table near Larry and Jeff. Suddenly, Jeff began to cry because they forgot the toy in his happy meal.
"WHAT THE COW!!!ALL I EVER WANTED WAS TO GET THAT COWIN' BARBIE!!!"
But, since it was Jeff's birthday, Larry let him have his Barbie. Larry acted like it was fine but I saw tears in his eyes.
"Goodbye Barbie." He said sadly.
Then, they went home.
I climbed up the fire escape to see a horrible scene. Jerry was ripping apart the huge present. Suddenly, molasses spilled everywhere. The whole apartment was covered.
But Jeff wasn't sad, he shouted:
"Molasses swim party!"
and ripped off his clothes to reveal a sparkly gold speedo. Larry did the same and they swam in molasses until midnight.
