Jerry got a part in the musical Cats.
I went to see it today. I wore a fake moustache so that they wouldn't recognize me.
Jerry started singing one of the songs, but he forgot the lyrics.
So she sang American Pie instead.
Suddenly, Larry fell onto the stage out of nowhere and started screaming the lyrics to "I will survive."
"At first I was afraid, I was petrified..."
Then everyone pulled some goat cheese out of their purses and threw it at Larry and Jerry.
Larry ran around the stage eating every piece of cheese that landed.
