Since Larry and I are now divorced, I have been spying on him and Jeff. Ya, I'm a stalker. They moved to New York City pursuing a career on Broadway.
Today I'm going to watch Jeff audition for Wicked. I snuck in the theatre and watched him.
But, Jeff forgot all his lines.
"Mary had a little lamb,
Little lamb,
Little lamb,
Little lamb,
Mary had a little lamb..."
Then, he forgot English.
"Week week week week week week week week week week squeak squeak squeak squeak."
He didn't get the part. So, him and Larry got a job as:
GAY IPAD CARRIERS
