Tommy: if you had to chose between ranboo and all the money in my wallet which would you chose?
Tubbo: that depends...how much money are we talking?
Ranboo: tubbo?!
Tommy: two dollars and twenty seven cents.
Tubbo: yeah ill take the money.
Ranboo: TUBBO?!
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Tubbo: I think i did fairy well on my anatomy test!
Ranboo:I forgot we were doing a test-
Tubbo: ranboo!
Tommy: i said the vertebrae was the back stick because i thought it was funny...
Tubbo: TOMMY-
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Ranboo: what makes you think you can watch hanibal given its subject matter >:(!!
Tommy: sometimes i watch television for entertainment purposes dumbass.
Tubbo: because I condone murder and canibalism:D !!
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Tubbo: ranboo, what do you value about tommy?
Ranboo: he's thoughtful! He picks flowers and brings them to me!..often they're ones i just planted but-
Tommy: BUT THATS HOW YOU KNOW THEYRE FRESH.
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Tommy: welcome to fucking apple bees do you you want apples or bees?
Ranboo: uhm- bees..?
Tommy: HE HAS SLECTED THE BEES
*tubbo approaches laughing manicly and violently shaking a jar of bees*
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Ranboo: Tommy.
Tommy sighs: tubbo used to call me tommy:((
Ranboo: beacuse that's your fucking name-
*ranboo gets cut off by tommy uncontrollably sobbing*
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Ranboo: do you ever talk about your emotions Tubbo?
Tubbo: No.
Tommy: I do!
Ranboo: I know tommy.
Tommy: Im sad!
Ranboo: I know tommy.
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Ranboo: why are there little hand prints all over the walls?!
Tommy whispering to tubbo: why are there little hand prints all over the walls?
Tubbo whispering back: because i have little hands.
Tommy: because he has little hands
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Tommy: something tells me tubbos going to be a bit more unhinged today...
Tubbo holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: leave me be, Ranboo isn't around to stop me.
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Ranboo: Um, Tommy, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Tommy: We need money!
Ranboo: You're scamming him?!
Tommy: I was thinking more like flat- out stealing from him?
Ranboo: What?!No way!!
Tommy: Why not? We already stole Tubbo!
Tubbo: Hey guys
Ranboo: No, we didn't. Tubbo can think and talk for himself, he can do whatever he wants!
Tubbo: I wanna steal.
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FanfictionOh lord I used to be so cringe This book is over btw Ive grown out of this phase thank the gods
