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!!DSMP HEADCANNONS!!

(Moved from my meet the author book, idk why it was there this is a better place for it)

—wastaken family dynamic+Headcanons—

Puffy was a sailor on a ship and basically visited different ports and did "the deed" with a bunch of other people in those ports. It just so happens that drista and dreamXD's dad was a god( think how like Zeus slept around with a bunch of different women basically leaving a bunch of gods and demi- god children kinda all over)

Dreams dad was just a regular guy though, so no godly powers. But foolish was one of puffys god/goddess friends kids and she kind of took him in as her own.

Dream has a scar on his face from drista stabbing him with a fork

DreamXD didn't always rule over the end. As he got older he got more powerful and eventually he left his family

Drista followed in dreamXDs footsteps as some point and now is sort of like a princess of the end

—Sleepy boys inc family dynamic—

When kirsten gave birth to tommy she got really really sick snd ended up passing away, Phil used to blame Tommy for it.

Phil raised his sons like soldiers. Or at least he tried, Wilbur refused to train in fear of hurting Tommy so eventually Phil gave up on them and then diverted all his time and attention to techno. Turning him into a weapon.

When Wilbur ran away with Tommy he was only 17-18 That's when Phil realized the error of his ways and stoped treating techno as a weapon and more like a son. Eventually the family's relationship healed.

Techno and Tommy have matching bedrock necklaces, they do this thing where they hold up their necklaces together and bonk their heads, it's their way of 'I love you' cause both have difficulty with telling people they love them.

Wilbur used to be Tommy's main caretaker whenever Phil wasn't around.

Wilbur had to marry sally because she got pregnant with fundy when they were both only 17-18 so they saved up and Wilbur ran away from home taking Tommy with him( Tommy was 8) they eventually settled in the smp. Sally unfortunately died in childbirth.

—halo family( bbh skeppy sapnap)—

Despite how they looked, when sapnap was adopted it caused a lot of problems for skeppy and bads relationship. They ended up fighting for the majority of sapnaps childhood. They were constantly unhappy but stayed together for their son.

Because of this sapnap can't stand shouting. He surrounds himself with the people he loves so he doesn't feel as alone as he did during childhood. He constantly scared the people he loves will leave him so he makes an effort to make sure everybody is happy.

During sapnaps 16th birthday bad and skeppy had a pretty bad fight which ended with them finally realizing the damage they had been doing. They eventually made up and they got the help they needed to be better parents.

—schlatt family dynamic +headcanons —

Schlatt was a teen parent like Wilbur. Schlatt refused to tell anybody about when his girlfriend got pregnant, not even Wilbur or quackity knew despite being his childhood best friends. When Tubbo was born, right after his mom was released from the hospital she left schlatt with Tubbo and took off. Schlatt didn't bother to chase after her or find her. All he cared about was Tubbo and making sure he was safe.

Schlatt wasn't super ready to be a dad and raised Tubbo best he could. He meant to leave Tubbo before he could really remember him but he got attached to him. He ended up raising Tubbo until l'manburg was formed and knowing Tubbo would be safe with Wilbur he let him join. Schlatt had no idea he sent his son into a war.

Schlatt and Tubbo both head butt people to show affection

Glatt regrets the way he lived his life. He truely wishes he was a better dad and better husband to quackity.

Technically quackity is glatts unfinished business so he haunts quackity mostly. Sometimes he visits Tubbo when he can but he's supernaturally tied to his ex husband.

—awesamponk family dynamic+head cannons—

(Awesamdude George boomer quackity Hannah ponk foolish)

All children in their  family are adopted. Basically ponk and Sam showed up to an orphanage and adopted the children they had at the moment

Sam and ponk have a very complicated relationship. At some point they used to be sort of married although it was never legal. After Sam cut off ponks arm there was about a month when ponk just didn't come home. Ponk ended up staying with foolish for a long time until eventually quackity, boomer, George, and Hannah basically forced Sam to make amends tired of their parents bullshit.

Sam did this by making foolish a robotic prosthetic arm, when he found out ponk and foolish were sort of dating instead of getting upset they just formed a ploy relationship.

Boomer and Hannah left home after a while and started participating in a professional sport, hypixle bedwars. As they quickly rose in the ranks they became famous very quickly. Eventually they met other top players(punz and purpled a brother duo) their friendship lasted a few years before they decided to join the smp and leave bedwars. (Hannah and boomer quickly getting bored and going back to bedwars they still visit ofc)

Quackity gave all of his siblings plus his sort of cousins(punz and purpled) duck pins. Almost everybody still wears them aside from punz and purpled. Punz getting rid of his when quackity and him ended up on opposite sides of conflict. Purpled got rid of his after killing Charlie.

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Gonna write about these sometime soon I just wrote these to give me some idea of what I'm basing this stuff off of. I really wanna write more of sort of like a list of head cannons that's a bit less cluttered sometime soonish. Thanks for listen to me ramble about nerd shit:]

Uhhh yeah, I hope you enjoyed this!!