Spoof pitches

The ice age adventures of bakugan battle brawlers

They say a mammoth never forgets, but as a grow older, I find they don't always remember either

[cue opening in the style of bakugan episode 1 as Dan looks up to see strange cards raining down from the sky]

But the one day I'll never forget was meeting the bakugan

[cue montage of main six finding their own card]

Cards started dropping like rain all over the world out of nowhere

At first they seemed harmless, so people from the World Wide Web created an online game they called bakugan

[enter the battlefield with two bakugan rising from their cards]

Then the power of the cards was revealed

[enter subterra fear ripper and haos falconeer]

Each card had its own battling monster. The battles were intense, and if you chose the wrong card, you'll lose it and the beast inside

[cue numerous clips of bakugan battles]

But that was half the story, as another battle took place in an alternate universe called vestroyah

[cue card background with main 6 appearing]

Together, Dan and his friends runo, marucho, Julie, shun, and Alice became the bakugan battle brawlers

But I know what your thinking. How do I know this? Well that's easy. Because me and my herd are brawlers too!