gaydanvers: and that’s the teamaggic: damn sis that was scalding
samariass: too hot for my tastes
thebestlane: just how I like it
winnsdom: astounding
brainalicious: what tea is it that you’re all drinking?
brainalicious: i would like to try one of earth’s finest beverages
samariass: is he stupid or something
gaydanvers: cut him a break he’s new to earth phrases
gaydanvers: the tea Brainy is that after Kara arriving at Lena’s apartment to pick Lena up for their date
gaydanvers: Lena must’ve been too turned on at the idea of Kara in a suit that she abandoned their date altogether
gaydanvers: proceeded to do the do
gaydanvers: if you catch my drift
gaydanvers: and missed their reservations
gaydanvers: because I got a call from the restaurant from where I made the reservation for them
gaydanvers: saying that they didn’t show up
gaydanvers: so im assuming that’s what went down
maggic: we’ll wait and see
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gaydanvers: Kara
gaydanvers: Lena
gaydanvers: spill it
lildanvers: we aren’t together yet
llbean: we’re still friends
gaydanvers: sounds suspicious since you don’t even know what I’m accusing you two of
maggic: agreed
thebestlane: we all know what you two did
winnsdom: but you think we don’t know
jolsen: which only makes it funnier
lildanvers: okay fine we did have sex on our first date and yes there were no red sun lamps to dull my powers and therefore I broke the headboard and snapped a piece of it off which landed on Lena and that is the real reason she broke her arm
llbean: yeh cuz you all know I’m very careful when I’m in the lab so fake when they say I broke my arm doing an experiment
gaydanvers: KARA DANVERS AND LENA LUTHOR SO HELP ME GOD
lildanvers: WHAT
llbean: YOU TOLD US TO SPILL SO WE DID
gaydanvers: WE WERE ALL JOKING
maggic: WE WANTED TO SEE IF U WOULD TELL US ANYTHING BAD EVEN THO WE DIDNT KNOW THE REAL REASON YOU BROUGHT LENA TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM
gaydanvers: at least it was for a sex injury and not because they bailed out on their feelings again
thebestlane: lol it’s funny cuz they came clean as soon as we even suggested something was up
winnsdom: anything else you guys wanna sPilL
jolsen: was not expecting that shocking revelation
jolsen: damn need me a freak like that in bed
thebestlane: id break ur arm without the bed :)
maggic:Oof
jolsen: damn luce still hating on ya boy
thebestlane: ya aint my boy no more needy dumbass get over it
jolsen: smh I still miss u tho
maggic: lol James stfu she don’t care why u in this gc if u only here to bother ur ex about their relationship status and for a show
lildanvers: lol true
llbean: agreeed
thebestlane: what they said
jolsen: damn all the hate I’ll just stay for the show then
maggic: guess we’ll let you since it’s your only source of entertainment apparently
maggic: maybe you oughta just get with our Winnie boy
maggic: you call yourselves straights but I see the signs
winnsdom: drop it maggie
jolsen: yeh save for another day
gaydanvers: we’ll reevaluate this later
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