lildanvers: nothing I eat is satisfying enough ugh :/
llbean: i would say you can eat me but Alex would probably be at L-Corp in about five seconds
maggic: but you did just say that?
thebestlane: ineffective
llbean: it wasn’t direct tho so it doesn’t count
gaydanvers: you sure Lena?
gaydanvers: you don’t want to rethink what you said?
llbean: sorry for trying to find a loophole
llbean: statement rethought
llbean: sorry Kara guess you won’t be eating good tonight
maggic: my girlfriend is slipping into a coma
llbean: not my fault she reads too far into my comments
gaydanvers: YOUR COMMENTS HAVE NO DEPTH
llbean: they have more depth than Kara’s pussy
gaydanvers: fuck off
llbean: fuck on
gaydanvers: smh I’m never going to get to you am I?
llbean: nope you’re just going to have to learn to tolerate me
llbean: love you future sis in law
llbean: that Ducati is set to be delivered to you tomorrow around noon <3
gaydanvers: hmph
maggic: she’s pouting
lildanvers: wow you’re buying my sister stuff :(
llbean: oh calm down Kara I’ve nearly made a dent in my bank account because of you
llbean: she’s only with me cuz I can buy her a shit ton of food
lildanvers: what that is not true whatsoever
lildanvers: ...
lildanvers: I’m with you cuz you got those bombass titties
llbean: I do have bombass titties
thebestlane: I second that
saturnup: third
jolsen: ^^
thebestlane: no James
winnsdom: buddy why did you do that
lildanvers: fucking say that about my girl again James and I’ll hurl you into the sun
jolsen: everyone else was saying it though
lildanvers: i like everyone else
lildanvers: they didn’t sleep with my girlfriend
jolsen: you and Lena and Cat and Lucy literally just had a foursome!
jolsen: AND Lucy seconded it!
lildanvers: invalid
winnsdom: just let it go buddy
samariass: can we remove him?
maggic: i physically can’t stand to listen to James’s side of conversations anymore
saturnup: I wanna kick him out
thebestlane: seconded
gaydanvers: thirded
lildanvers: what they said
llbean: agreed
winnsdom: hey cmon guys don’t be hating on James
winnsdom: hes still hurting from his second breakup from Lucy
lildanvers: you wanna join him?
winnsdom: bye buddy have fun finding other entertainment love ya
gaydanvers: “love ya”
maggic: ha couldn’t even spell out you
saturnup has removed jolsen
thebestlane: classic
gaydanvers: who wants to go out and celebrate?
llbean: can’t. too many companies to run. no drinking for me.
lildanvers: lightweight
llbean: oh babe if you weren’t an alien I would drink you under the table
lildanvers: yeh ok
llbean: oh you don’t believe me?
lildanvers: Lena there’s just no way
llbean: hey Alex
gaydanvers: yes little Luthor
llbean: where are the red sunlamps?
gaydanvers: and why should I tell you when I know you probably want to down shots with Kara until you can’t anymore?
llbean: agent Danvers tell me you don’t want to witness your sister get drunk off her ass and lose to me
maggic: well I got $100 on Lena
gaydanvers: I think Kara can beat her so $150 on Kara
maggic: hmmm may the best win
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