Superfriends Group Chat

Going down?

lildanvers: lena PLEASE let me come and see you

llbean: no Kara you know I have work to do

maggic: yeh Kara listen to your boss

lildanvers: my hours are 9-5 maggie

lildanvers: so she isn’t my boss right now

gaydanvers: not how that works but okay

lildanvers: LENA

llbean: ask one more time and I’m extending my trip to an extra day

winnsdom: Kara straight up just gasped and her eyes are filling with tears

jolsen: yes she’s like actually on the verge of an emotional breakdown

llbean: fine Kara

winnsdom: uh oh she’s already gone

jolsen: still recovering from that whoosh

llbean: you can c

maggic: high key wHiPPed

gaydanvers: weak Kara

gaydanvers: wait

gaydanvers: little Luthor you good

maggic: yeh you always finish ur sentences

llbean: well Alex

llbean: to answer your question

llbean: i was just lying on my bed going over my speech

llbean: when your darling sister came flying into my room

llbean: literally

gaydanvers: continue

llbean: and immediately wrapped her arms around my waist and buried her face in my chest

llbean: which is now covered in tears and snot

llbean: so no I am not good

winnsdom: told you we weren’t kidding

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maggic: uhhh Guys you there

maggic: and by guys I mean our littles

jolsen: lol no response

maggic: LITTLE LUTHOR AND LITTLE DANVERS

maggic: WE JUST NEED TO KNOW IF YOU BOTH ARE OKAY

lildanvers: omg chill maggie we good

gaydanvers: “we good”

gaydanvers: seriously Kara we were so worried

llbean: well she did bawl her eyes out for the first hour all while mumbling about how my business trip affected her and what not

lildanvers: but I’m good now so that’s all that matters

thebestlane: wait so what happened the other two hours

llbean: cannot share that information major lane

lildanvers: especially since my sister is in this gc

gaydanvers: EWW KARA THANKS FOR MAKING IT KNOWN EXACTLY WHAT YOU WERE UP TO

maggic: well in all fairness babe she didn’t actually say anything

thebestlane: we all knew what was implied

winnsdom: ^

jolsen: ^

llbean: ^

gaydanvers: dont join in on their antics Lena

llbean: sorry it’s just fun messing with you Alex

gaydanvers: well Winnslow knows exactly what I can do with just my index finger so I’d watch it

llbean: your sister has a nice index finger too

maggic: Alex just screamed

maggic: she also threw her phone

maggic: she’s cursing

maggic: she’s saying that you’re lucky you’re not in national city right now

maggic: but she also said she could have J’onn fly her to Metropolis to your exact hotel room in about ten seconds

llbean: tell her I’m sorry but when opportunity strikes

gaydanvers: that’s not the only thing that’s about to strike

llbean: is that a threat or a promise?

llbean: because every attempt on my life has been unsuccessful and I know how much you hate losing

gaydanvers: well I already lost my shit because you don’t know how to keep your mouth shut about your sex life

llbean: you and Maggie have your moments too

gaydanvers: BUT WE DONT TALK ABOUT KINKY STUFF LIKE BEING TIED UP

llbean: no no no

llbean: i don’t like being tied up

llbean: your sister on the other hand…

gaydanvers: that’s it

gaydanvers: i will no longer acknowledge you as my sisters girlfriend

gaydanvers: just as you, Luthor

llbean: awh somehow you think that hurts

llbean: how cute

gaydanvers: KARA WHY IS SHE LIKE THIS

gaydanvers: WHY DID U HAVE TO PICK SOMEONE WHO SAYS THESE KINDS OF THINGS

gaydanvers: KARA

maggic: lol where is she

thebestlane: I know she’s been oddly quiet during this whole exchange

jolsen: yeh she’s totally missing everything that’s going down

llbean: speaking of going down lol

llbean: i think that’s what Kara’s doing right now

llbean: but I could be wrong

llbean: just kidding she totally is

llbean: on me

llbean: right now

thebestlane: Luthor how are you even able to still text

llbean: it’s quite the task but it gets Kara worked up cuz when she thinks I’m not paying attention she tries harder

llbean: and that just makes it better

maggic: hide Luthor

maggic: im not even joking

maggic: J’onn took one look at Alex’s face and he immediately complied with her command

maggic: which was to fly her to you

maggic: this is not a shovel talk that’s about to happen

maggic: she would more likely hit you with an actual shovel

maggic: k bye I tried to warn you but the tracker says she’s almost there