Twas the year 1455, far away, all those years ago, in Shanaynay Land lived a beautiful, elegant princess that went by the name of Shanaynay. Shanaynay had two brothers named Prince Del and Prince Samimi. In two weeks time, Shanaynay would be crowned queen of Shanaynay Land, due to the siblings' parents dying of old age.
But, Prince Del and Prince Samimi hated the idea of Shanaynay becoming queen, because Prince Del was the oldest child, not Shanaynay -- she had only been in a coma for 5 years. So, they plotted to kill their own sister (The executioner also belonged in this scheme). The brothers bribed the royal chef to make food with poison in it (she did it in hopes of earning a raise). They also got a sword from the executioner for funzies. A very special knife, known as the Funzies Knife. They didn't need to use the Funzies Knife, but they did, so that after they poisoned her they could stab her. You know, just for the effect.
On the night of the ball, Princess Shanaynay would die. But, they needed to check to make sure. So they went over to the really creepy oracle, Destiny Rose Novichenoic, and asked her of the future.
While this was happening, the ugly servant, Tree, was secretly plotting another plan for the death of everyone. Just for funzies. Don't ask why she's called Tree. (She Just is)
The brothers were expecting a straight answer, from the oracle but instead, they got a prophecy that they lacked the knowledge to understand....
""All disposed of will unexpire at 5 to mid, as it will mark the day of the centenarian. The rulers must intertwine. The mother of us will fall, and we shall descend into chaos. In due time, what's left will mend, after the centinatian has perished. The mother comes back, and so does they, as she knows, but they do not."
The brothers were quite dumb, as they expected a good answer. FROM AN ORACLE! Anyways, Shanay was much dumber and possessed the knowledge of a really dumb log.
Currently, Mader, the royal chef, was preparing the poisonous meal. She was VERY underpaid and hoped to get a raise by 3,000 gold pieces. Which was not that much back then but still a lot. She also hoped to get recognition and buy her own funzies knife if she performed this murder plan right.
Meanwhile, Tree, the plotting and annoying servant, was continuing to make her deadly explosives and preparing to blow up the castle and kill everyone. Although it didn't end up going exactly according to plan...
Shanaynay was currently in the tailor's room trying on her royal gown and crown. (Which was really ugly and poofy by the way.) "EW! I HATE THIS HOW DARE YOU GIVE ME THIS HORRENDOUS GOWN AND TIARA!" yelled Shanaynay.
"I- I- SORRY! I didn't mean to! Please don't execute me!" pleaded the tailor, Annoying.
The princess looked them up and down. "Hmm... You're lucky I had my ramen today and that I am much too tired to call Bacon Boy, the executioner because I would have had you killed instantly. You poor excuse of a tailor."
The tailor walked out of the room with her head low. She sighed a wave of relief. The tailor always thought that Prince Del would be such a better King. The tailor knew just where to go. Tree's disgusting small room.
Tree and the Tailor plotted all night long. They both knew they couldn't kill all of them but maybe it would be a last resort. So they planted bombs all around the dining hall.
Soon two weeks had passed. It was time for the coronation and feast. Everybody was ready for food after dancing. The royal chef Mader brought it out.
Princess Shanaynay who was now supposed to be known as Queen Shanaynay but decided to keep Princess instead. Honestly, everyone thought it sounded better. Anyways, Princess Shanaynay took one bite of the food, and then shouted "eww! This is disgusting!" and spit it out into everyone's mouth.
Just before they died Tree set off the bombs killing everyone except for the oracle and Shanaynay.
Destiny Rose Novechenoic passed on her oracle soul onto her favorite zombie (the peasants became zombies after being killed). She would end up being the oracle for another century.
The oracle decided to revive everyone on one condition. That no one except Shanaynay would remember that night...
THE END
